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wonderaz
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Post Canada, land of Treachery

Oh yeah, friendly ole Canada. Right. These treacherous bastards have been at not only the US but the UK and most of Europe as well. Read on and see just what these Moosegoosers are up to.
It is sick. You think you know who your friends are and "whack".
Hosers.


CANOLA OIL

Before you buy your next bottle of cooking oil...

I think it's important that as many people as possible KNOW about the origins of this product. Then, if you choose to buy it, at least you're doing so with your eyes open.

RAPE IN A DIFFERENT GUISE

Dear Editors

Recently I bought a cooking oil that's new to our supermarkets, Canola Oil. I tried it because the label assured me it was lowest in "bad" fats. However, when I had used half the bottle, I concluded that the label told me surprisingly little else and I started to wonder: where does canola oil come from? Olive oil comes from olives, peanut oil from peanuts, sunflower oil from sunflowers; but what is a canola? There was nothing on the label to enlighten me, which I thought odd. So, I did some investigating on the Internet. There are plenty of official Canola sites lauding this new "wonder" oil with all its low-fat health benefits. It takes a little longer to find sites that tell the less palatable details.

Here are just a few facts everyone should know before buying anything containing canola.

Canola is not the name of a natural plant but a made-up word, from the words Canada" and "oil". Canola is a genetically engineered plant developed in Canada from the Rapeseed Plant, which is part of the mustard family of plants. According to AgriAlternatives, The Online Innovation, and Technology Magazine for Farmers, "By nature, these rapeseed oils, which have long been used to produce oils for industrial purposes, are... toxic to humans and other animals". (This, by the way, is one of the websites singing the praises of the new canola industry.)

Rapeseed oil is poisonous to living things and is an excellent insect repellent. I have been using it (in very diluted form, as per instructions) to kill the aphids on my roses for the last two years. It works very well; it suffocates them. Ask for it at your nursery.

Rape is an oil that is used as a lubricant, fuel, soap and synthetic rubber base and as a illuminate for color pages in magazines. It is an industrial oil. It is not a food.

Rape oil, it seems, causes emphysema, respiratory distress, anemia, constipation, irritability, and blindness in animals and humans.

Rape oil was widely used in animal feeds in England and Europe between 1986 and 1991, when it was thrown out. Remember the "Mad Cow disease" scare, when millions of cattle in the UK were slaughtered in case of infecting humans? Cattle were being fed on a mixture containing material from dead sheep, and sheep suffer from a disease called "scrapie". It was thought this was how "Mad Cow" began and started to infiltrate the human chain. What is interesting is that when rape oil was removed from animal feed, 'scrapie' disappeared. We also haven't seen any further reports of "Mad Cow" since rape oil was removed from the feed. Perhaps not scientifically proven, but interesting all the same.

US and Canadian farmers grow genetically engineered rapeseed and manufacturers use its oil (canola) in thousands of processed foods, with the blessings of Canadian and US government watchdog agencies.

The canola supporting websites say that canola is safe to use. They admit it was developed from the rapeseed, but insist that through genetic engineering it is no longer rapeseed, but "canola" instead.

Except canola means "Canadian oil"; and the plant is still a rape plant, albeit genetically modified. The new name provides perfect cover for commercial interests wanting to make millions. Look at the ingredients list on labels. Apparently peanut oil is being replaced with rape oil. You'll find it in an alarming number of processed foods.

There's more, but to conclude: rape oil was the source of the chemical warfare agent mustard gas, which was banned after blistering the lungs and skins of hundred of thousands of soldiers and civilians during W.W.I. Recent French reports indicate that it was again in use during the Gulf War.

Check products for ingredients. If the label says, "may contain the following" and lists canola oil, you know it contains canola oil because it is the cheapest oil and the Canadian government subsidizes it to industries involved in food processing.

I don't know what you'll be cooking with tonight, but I'll be using olive oil and old-fashioned butter, from a genetically unmodified cow.

Here is more information..........

Canola oil from the rape seed, referred to as the Canadian oil because Canada is mainly responsible for it being marketed in the USA. The Canadian government and industry paid our Federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA) $50 million dollars to have canola oil placed on the (GRAS) List, "Generally Recognized As Safe". Thus a new industry was created. Laws were enacted affecting international trade, commerce, and traditional diets.

Studies with lab. animals were disastrous. Rats developed fatty degeneration of heart, kidney, adrenals, and thyroid gland. When canola oil was withdrawn from their diets, the deposits dissolved but scar tissue remained on all vital organs. No studies on humans were made before money was spent to promote Canola oil in the USA.

Adrenoleukodystrophy (ALD) is a rare fatal degenerative disease caused by a build up long-chain fatty acids (c22 to c28) which destroys the myelin (protective sheath) of the nerves. Canola oil is a very long chain fatty acid oil (c22).

Those who will defend canola oil say that the Chinese and Indians have used it for centuries with no effect, however it was in an unrefined form ( taken from FATS THAT HEAL AND FATS THAT KILL by Udo Erasmus). My cholesterol level was 150. After a year using Canola oil I tested 260. I switched back to pure olive oil and it has taken 5 years to get it down to 160. Thus began this project to find answers since most Doctors will say that Canola oil is O.K.

My sister spilled Canola oil on a piece of fabric, after 5 pre-treatings and harsh washings, the oil spot still showed. She stopped using Canola oil, wondering what it did to our insides if it could not be removed from cloth easily.

Our Father bred birds, always checking labels to insure there was no rape seed in their food. He said, "The birds will eat it, but they do not live very long."

A friend, who worked for only 9 mo. as a quality control taster at an apple-chip factory where Canola oil was used exclusively for frying, developed numerous health problems. These included loose teeth & gum disease; numb hands and feet; swollen arms and legs upon rising in the morning; extreme joint pain especially in hands, cloudy vision, constipation with stools like black marbles, hearing loss; skin tears from being bumped; lack of energy; hair loss and heart pains. It has been five years since she has worked there and still has some joint pain, gum disease, and numbness.

A fellow worker, about 30 years old, who ate very little product, had a routine check up and found that his blood vessels were like those of an 80 year old man.

Two employees fed the waste product to baby calves and their hair fell out. After removing the fried apple chips from the diet their hair grew back in.

My daughter and her girls were telling jokes. Stephanie hit her mom's arm with the back of a butter knife in a gesture, "Oh mom" not hard enough to hurt. My daughter's arm split open like it was rotten. She called me to ask what could have caused it. I said, "I'll bet anything that you are using Canola oil". Sure enough, there was a big gallon jug in the pantry.

Rape seed oil is a penetrating oil, to be used in light industry, not for human consumption. It contains a toxic substance. Even after the processing to reduce the erucic acid content, it is still a penetrating oil. We have found that it turns rancid very fast. Also it leaves a residual rancid odor on clothing.

Rape seed oil used for stir-frying in China found to emit cancer causing chemicals. (Rapeseed oil smoke causes lung cancer) Amal Kumar Maj. The Wall Street JournaL June 7, 1995 pB6(W) pB6 (E) col 1(11 col in). Compiled by Darleen Bradley.

Canola oil is a health hazard to use as a cooking oil or salad oil. It is not the healthy oil we thought it was. It is not fit for human consumption, do not eat canola oil, it can hurt you. Polyunsaturated or not, this is a bad oil.

Be Sure to also read this informative report written by leading health expert Tom Valentine, Canola Oil Report. Go to AskJeeves yourself: http://www.askjeeves.com/ and type in (Where does Canola Oil come from?) and see what you come up with.

Happy Frying, Rodney W. Flynn Lucent Technologies VIRGOS-AC

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"Blame Canada!"

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Thats horrific! I have learned something..goodness..

..oh yeah, heres a tid bit for all of you, keep your oil in the fridge when not using..once any oil is opened it starts to get rancid and becomes toxic..cancer cuasing, something to do with free radicals, yep, chill the oil.

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i only use first cold press extra virgin olive oil.

I think any other oil is garbage.

but fields of rape are quite lovely, all the yellow flowers.

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Yeah yeah, oooooh Canola is soo bad. I bet Most of you people will throw out the oil in paranoia and then you'll got to the local corner store and buy yourself a big fucking bag of doritos, 2L pepsi with fried chicken. You'll go home and plop donw on your couch and stare at the boob tube for several ours while stuffing your faces. Then you'll fall asleep because most of the blood in your will be diverted to your stomach to digest the shit you ate. But hey, at least you cut canola oil out of your body. Aren't 40% of Americans overweight? Take a fucking walk, fatty.

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this is a joke, right?

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i've always used olive oil, nothing else is worth using.

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quote:
Originally posted by Deadpool:
Yeah yeah, oooooh Canola is soo bad. I bet Most of you people will throw out the oil in paranoia and then you'll got to the local corner store and buy yourself a big fucking bag of doritos, 2L pepsi with fried chicken. You'll go home and plop donw on your couch and stare at the boob tube for several ours while stuffing your faces. Then you'll fall asleep because most of the blood in your will be diverted to your stomach to digest the shit you ate. But hey, at least you cut canola oil out of your body. Aren't 40% of Americans overweight? Take a fucking walk, fatty.




Hmmmmm... Must be Canadian.

Get a rope.

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Hmmmm...

Yes, because as everyone knows, every single Canadian, including children, students, teenagers, and gheeks such as myself, are part of the everyday plot to ruin America, via the evil rape seed.

Canadians are the bad guys? Fuck no. Canadian Government is to blame. Canadians suffer just as much as anyone else at the hands of government.

Beleive me, if I could do ANYTHING to screw over the government, I would. Go Eric Rudolf. (Except for the innocent people ya hurt. Bad Eric. Just go for the overnment Officials in the future, ok buddy?.)

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This is a bit off topic but has to do with genetically engineered food which caused me to change my view on the subject...I was watching a documentary about genetically engineered food and they were showing some "protesters" from Europe who were video taping themselves destroying crops and burning down farm houses taking part in genetically altering food, then thy cut to a group of people in Africa (watching video of it) who were appalled at the "fat" (their words) Westerners destroying and slowing the study of these plants, which could directly benefit the hungry and sick in Africa. The expressions on their faces were quite interesting while they watched these protesters who took it upon themselves to destroy something that didn’t belong to them, something that could be very beneficial to areas where crops are not so easy to grow; where people are starving. They just stood and watched as fat hippies rolled on and cut down plants, then set fire to green houses all the while expressing great pleasure in doing so. It was quite sad.
Anyway, I like canola oil.


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Like canola oil can be the cause of all of that. And it's not genetically engineered. They happen to breed it the old fashioned way...cross pollenation. This is the same way that other food has been done for thousand of years including the good old olive.

So, I guess all of you will have to stop going to McDonald's, KFC, and other fast food joints, because, guess what: they all use canola oil! That's how they get the fries so crispy at MCD's.

Some people are just too paranoid in the world, and they need something to come down on. Chrissake, it's just oil!


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Ooooh the mounting canola oil defense from the canadians, it appears wonderaz has hit the nail on the head.

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I admit the whole thing was my idea.
w00t Canada! The LAND of RAPE and HONEY!!




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quote:
Originally posted by Buddha's Penis!:
this is a joke, right?




I don't "joke", buster.

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Originally posted by euphorbia:
This is a bit off topic but has to do with genetically engineered food which caused me to change my view on the subject...I was watching a documentary about genetically engineered food and they were showing some "protesters" from Europe who were video taping themselves destroying crops and burning down farm houses taking part in genetically altering food, then thy cut to a group of people in Africa (watching video of it) who were appalled at the "fat" (their words) Westerners destroying and slowing the study of these plants, which could directly benefit the hungry and sick in Africa. The expressions on their faces were quite interesting while they watched these protesters who took it upon themselves to destroy something that didn’t belong to them, something that could be very beneficial to areas where crops are not so easy to grow; where people are starving. They just stood and watched as fat hippies rolled on and cut down plants, then set fire to green houses all the while expressing great pleasure in doing so. It was quite sad.
Anyway, I like canola oil.






The funny thing is these fuckface hippie protestors don't have conclusive evidence that gentically enginnered foods are bad. Most of their arguments are based on heresay and a lot of it is wrong and based upon ignorance and fear. The fact is most of the food you have been eating for YEARS contains gentically altered substances. Now go lift some weights, fattys.




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mmm...canola good....america bad....
yup,thats right.

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You hoseheads behave or we aren't going to let you be our 51st state.
I mean it too.

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