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I am in two minds as too whether this actually real?!

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There's nothing nice in my head. The adult world took it all away. Wake up with same spit in my mouth. Cannot tell if it is real or not. I try and walk in a straight line. An imitation of dignity. From despair to where.

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its so silly, it must be real

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forever in a trance

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on second thoughts, its probably too silly, thus:

its bollocks.


funny though

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forever in a trance

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Oh man, another thread title that gives me a headache just by glancing at it.

You guys are killing me here.

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lego lady the dungeon is the best place in lego land!! YES LEGO MAN i agree!! but what is behind the wall over there!! NOTHING LEGO LADY PLEASE KEEP DRINKING THE DUNGEON WINE!!!

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sorry Paint. You know what I am like with my typos and missing words out. You knew what it meant though

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sp00ky
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There's nothing nice in my head. The adult world took it all away. Wake up with same spit in my mouth. Cannot tell if it is real or not. I try and walk in a straight line. An imitation of dignity. From despair to where.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
Oh man, another thread title that gives me a headache just by glancing at it.

You guys are killing me here.

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