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dumbstruck

I am not shy.
Every once in a great while, i come across a man who i can hardly talk to.
One that is so sexy, so blindingly attractive to me that all i can do is blush when he talks to me.
I have tried making small talk with him, but nothing seems to come out right.

do you know anyone who makes you all weak and stupid when they approach you???


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The moment eternal - just that and no more -
When ecstasy's utmost we clutch at the core
While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!
-Robert Browning

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Originally posted by tumbleweed:
I am not shy.
Every once in a great while, i come across a man who i can hardly talk to.
One that is so sexy, so blindingly attractive to me that all i can do is blush when he talks to me.
I have tried making small talk with him, but nothing seems to come out right.

do you know anyone who makes you all weak and stupid when they approach you???

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I have that kinda effect on women.


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Originally posted by Deadpool:

I have that kinda effect on women.

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Originally posted by tumbleweed:
thats not what i asked.
go stand in the corner.
now.

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.


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Women tend to frequently blush when in the presence of that jackass wonderaz. It happens most often when they're downwind from him, or in a small room with poor ventilation. Amen.

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Originally posted by tumbleweed:
I am not shy.
Every once in a great while, i come across a man who i can hardly talk to.
One that is so sexy, so blindingly attractive to me that all i can do is blush when he talks to me.
I have tried making small talk with him, but nothing seems to come out right.

do you know anyone who makes you all weak and stupid when they approach you???

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Originally posted by tumbleweed:
I am not shy.
Every once in a great while, i come across a man who i can hardly talk to.
One that is so sexy, so blindingly attractive to me that all i can do is blush when he talks to me.
I have tried making small talk with him, but nothing seems to come out right.

do you know anyone who makes you all weak and stupid when they approach you???

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When you meet someone who floats your boat to the point of speechlessness, take a moment to gather yourself and speak as though you were a friend who is describing you, you will find it easier to tell the other party about yourself without coming across as arrogant or full of it. It will open the floor to more comfortable chat too.


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Originally posted by Smug Git:
I often see a beautiful man, get that feeling and wonder if I'm turning gay, then realise that it's just me in the mirror. Scary, though

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Yeah...I know whatcha mean.

*looks lovingly into the mirror*



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Originally posted by J E B Stuart:

Women tend to frequently blush when in the presence of that jackass wonderaz. It happens most often when they're downwind from him, or in a small room with poor ventilation. Amen.

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Hm, no I don't think anyone really has that effect on me. Kind of a bummer, it sounds like fun.

-m


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Originally posted by tumbleweed:
I am not shy.
Every once in a great while, i come across a man who i can hardly talk to.
One that is so sexy, so blindingly attractive to me that all i can do is blush when he talks to me.
I have tried making small talk with him, but nothing seems to come out right.

do you know anyone who makes you all weak and stupid when they approach you???

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i dont have this problem... i am prolly too confident and stuff. Moreover is the fact they dont even see me

anyway you're a girl, just ask him the time, or flash your knickers at him... tis easy that way.

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Originally posted by aminal:
i dont have this problem... i am prolly too confident and stuff. Moreover is the fact they dont even see me

anyway you're a girl, just ask him the time, or flash your knickers at him... tis easy that way.

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im not necesarily concerned with seducing him.

just being able to not run off when i get all hot and bothered.



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The moment eternal - just that and no more -
When ecstasy's utmost we clutch at the core
While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!
-Robert Browning

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You mean that "Oh my god! He's coming this way. Quick, try to think of something intelligent to say!" feeling? Yeah, I've had that problem before. Trust me, no matter what you manage to mumble it's not gonna make any sense without decent explination.

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Been there felt that.. There is this one waitress at the place where I play pool that is abso-fucking-ltely amazing.. She's not "perfect" beutiful but she is damn cute and smart.. I always feel like a clutz and invaribly fuckup shots when she is near me.. sigh.. sucks when money is on the line..

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Originally posted by Cranium Fornication:
Been there felt that.. There is this one waitress at the place where I play pool that is abso-fucking-ltely amazing.. She's not "perfect" beutiful but she is damn cute and smart.. I always feel like a clutz and invaribly fuckup shots when she is near me.. sigh.. sucks when money is on the line..

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Catfat

*blush*

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Originally posted by tumbleweed:
do you know anyone who makes you all weak and stupid when they approach you???

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there was a cute waitress in a bar i went to fairly often that i was prone to gazing at absent-mindedly. after a few weeks she approached me and started the small-talk, to which i stammered "uh...did you go to _________ elementary?". i had to yell over the music, of course, one reason i rarely try to talk to anyone in clubs. she didn't even go to said school, making my horrific fumbling of the situtation even worse. this incident made me laugh bitterly for a month or so.

ugh. that bar was not good to me. the site of many a fuck-up with the hot womans. blatantly obvious opportunities, fouled by my own idiocy. god damn.

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Break his nose and then yammer on at your leisure.

(acid works too, either kind)

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Ya'll just need to learn to love the sound of your own voice, then you'll rattle off small talk with no problems because you've always got something to say.

Thje closest I've come to this situation was sitting in a bar one evening. I'd just gotten there, and I was expecting some friends, but they lived quite some ways away and I knew they wouldn't be there for a while. I put my name on the list for a pool table, ordered a beer, took of my jacket, put it over the back of a chair and sat down. I hadn't even taken a sip of my beer when a very attractive woman came in and sat down just a few chairs over. She ordered a beer and looked around the room and caught me looking at her. She smiled (very nice smile) and said, "Hello" I responded in kind and sipped my beer and turned my attention to the hockey game on the telly. After a few moments I hread from somewhere off to the side, "You like hockey?" The magic word "hockey" caused me to turn my head to see who had spoken and the pretty woman was looking at me again. "I'm sorry, were you speaking to me?" I asked. She looked around at the empty seats surrounding us and responded, "I'm not really in the habit of talking to myself." Boy, I nearly shot beer out my nose on that one. She then went on to tell me about how she found it annoying that people rarely spoke to strangers in bars and the conversation began. Half an hour later we were deeply engrossed in conversation about art when the bartender let me know that there was a table open. My friends hadn't arrived yet so she joined my at the pool table and proceeded to beat me severely, but I had known I was in trouble from the moment she broke, her stroke ended with her extended across the whole damn table and I was damn sure one of the balls would break. Anyways, we played pool till my friends arrived, at which point i was endlessly amused by my friends faces, since I was playing pool and chatting with a stunning woman. Eventually she said she had to go meet her friends(she, like me had been killing time waiting for slackers). I asked for her phone number and got shot down, she said she was seeing someone, so I gave her my phone number in case she felt like playing pool again. Never heard from her again, haven't seen her since, but the lesson here is, don't think about it, don't try to be clever, just let your mouth run, trust me, most people can conversate just fine if they just let it flow.

-m


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well in the last couple of days, i have tried a couple of times.
it just isnt working.
oh well

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The moment eternal - just that and no more -
When ecstasy's utmost we clutch at the core
While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!
-Robert Browning

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