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It sounds gross, but humorous...

Whats small, cute, cuddley, and wears silver?

A baby with a fork in its eye.

Whats small, cute, cuddley, and taps on glass?

A baby in a microwave.

Finally...
Whats worse than a baby in a garbage can?

A baby in THREE garbage cans.

A friend long ago told me these.. I laugh and their sick. Thought I would share.

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Oh man don't get Goatboy started.

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lego lady the dungeon is the best place in lego land!! YES LEGO MAN i agree!! but what is behind the wall over there!! NOTHING LEGO LADY PLEASE KEEP DRINKING THE DUNGEON WINE!!!

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Ugh. My friend has a whole TON of those jokes. I've conveniently blocked them from memory.

What's this thread about again?

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Whats red, slimey and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

I've long felt that one pretty much takes the cake.

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Tasteless Humor?

Whats the best part about getting a hand job from a 6yr. old?

It makes your dick look bigger.


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Whats the worst part about eating bald pussy?

Putting the diaper back on.

-m


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hahaha..now this is funny...











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what goes 'plop plop, fizz fizz'?

twins in an acid bath...

(these are all soooo old)

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quote:

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(these are all soooo old)

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hahaha..now this is funny...









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Oh man don't get Goatboy started.

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Why do you put a baby in the liquidizer feet first?


So you can catch the expression on it's face.

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Splooge-the strongest glue in the world, have you ever seen a baby fall apart??

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Whats blue and fucks old people?

Hypothermia.

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Whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of billiard balls?

You cant unload the billiard balls with a pitch fork.



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What has 30,000 feet and still can't walk?
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Jerry's Kids

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a rhino?
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Why should I care....
I was abused as a small boy. Feel my pain.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a rhino?
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Why should I care....
I was abused as a small boy. Feel my pain.

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Amen to that. Give him humor points!

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Amen to that. Give him humor points!

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Heard on Howard Stern this morning,

PERSON 1
"So did you hear about the black guy that used all 3 of his lifelines on the very first question, yet still lost on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"

PERSON2
"No, what was the question"

PERSON 1
"Who's your daddy"


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Me Chinese, me play joke, me go peepee in your coke..

Milk Milk, Lemonade
Around the Corner Fudge is Made..

When you're climbing up the ladder,
And you hear something splatter,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea



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whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza?


the pizza can feed a family of five

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hahaha..now this is funny...





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No one is really discussing art except you, and you are really just plugging your thread in IoD.

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