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Smug Git
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A friendly game (of *affects nasal whiny yankee accent* 'soccer') against the Dutch tonight. Hopefully our (Swedish) manager will remind teh dutch that they ought to be grateful for the WWII thing and let us win. Unfortunately, this is not going to work when we play the Germans in three days! Off to the pub and drink beer!!

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This is one of those titles that cause Paint pain isn't it?

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I miss going to a bar to drink and watch ..(adopts flat monatone nasely voice of a brit).. "footie".. With it being baseball season here it is hard to get even the irish type pubs here to turn on soccer .. sigh.. Lift one for me..

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quote:
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Lift one for me..




OK, you can have the first. I'll take nominations for the other 11, too



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edit (cause i HAVE had a few)

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git:
So

Unfortunately, this is not going to work when we play the Germans in three days!




have you had a few already?

we dont play the germans in the crunch match till september the 1st.




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Originally posted by urbanjunkie:

have you had a few already?

we dont play the germans in the crunch match till september the 1st.





Small slip of the brain...



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lets hope the boys run rings around that big mouth twat Stamm and knock in a few tonight.

EN-GER-LAAAAAAAAAAAAND !!!

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Any Dutch people here? I hate you all...

half time and we are two nil down. The dutch have cheated by that well-known dutch tactic of turning up with a better team. At least I am wankered (past tipsy moving towards cunted). Bastards.

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you never know. we could score 3 in the second half.


ok.

maybe not.
(especially if andy cole is still on the pitch)
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*shrugs*



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From the BBC Website:

74 mins: The game has become stagnant and is being played at a pedestrian pace.

Sounds like such a fun game to watch

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Can someone explain to me why those pansies known as the Dutch soccer team wear tangerine/neon-orange jerseys when their national flag is red white and blue?

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quote:
Originally posted by Speach w/o Thinking:
Can someone explain to me why.....?


no

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wankersayswhat?

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quote:
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wankersayswhat?


and you think I am going to fall for that one do you?

I should have added that I don't know the answer so the answer is no.

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quote:
Originally posted by urbanjunkie:
you never know. we could score 3 in the second half.




*looks out the window*

i can see a pig flying through the night sky


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quote:
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snip


After reading through the BBC comments and analysis we played worse the Spurs.

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spooky, please dear sir stick with politics and philosophy and leave the football to people who actually know something about the game.

you sir, support everton and thus can not possibly know a damn thing about the beautiful game.

that is all.

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We apear to have lost. But at least I am now cunted. I had all 8 for you, Cranium Fornication. *drunken love*. I am off to Bar Cuba to have the rest.

We lost. England sucks. It's too late to be born in the US to get a passport, so will one of you hot American babes marry me so I can get one anyway? Hot babes only (so as my girlfriend will understand...)

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git:

We lost. England sucks.




it was only a friendly. our pride has suffered a little, but its the germany game on september the first that matters more than anything else.

and watching everton get relegated.....


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and watching everton get relegated.....


[/B]



That will always cheer me up! UP THE HAMMERS!!


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quote:
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UP THE HAMMERS!!





west ham supporter?

you should change your nick to 'soon to be rather depressed git'

the happy hammers bubble will be bursting soon. roder will probably get you relegated.



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Irons Irons Irons

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bloody hell, another *new* limey.

we need another head count

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