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how many of you have divorced parents?
How many of you were raised by your moms?

Just wondering because it would somehow make a lot more sense to me that the majority of us come from disfunctional families.

Most of the people I have talked to on chat never mention their fathers. I read the sp a lot and can't recall stile ever mentioning his dad either.

Point is; are we all fucked up because of our parents? Well I guess the obvious answer is YES, but how far does it reach?

Does the fact that we spend so much time on the internet have something to do with the absence of our fathers?

Isn't that wierd?

I know some of you are here because you're bored at work, but what about the others?



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I bet mine was the most disfunctionalest

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Bibrau
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I have both parents.... but my mom had me at 15 and my dad now isnt my real dad but has been in my life since I was 3

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i was raised by ducks.

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Mordecai
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My parents are still happily married after 30 some odd years... I'm the middle child of three, raised in a stable household with a strong father/provider figure and a stay at home mom.

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Yes my sire left the kennel when I was just a pup. I lived in a small porta kennel with my mom. The bitch met another sire whom was a real biter.
I left home a bit early and lived with a pack of friends. I joined the Army where they did experiments on me causing me to become highly intelligent but had an adverse effect on my breath. It's been science and Milk Bones ever since.

Pretty normal for a dog really.

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"I am your father, now stfu and take your pill."

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Wonderspaz is my daddy

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rodney
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I have both of my parents still married and in the same house. I blame everyone here for fucking me up, fucking fuckers.

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Spaceboy
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bastard child raised by family friends and television...which never really sucked until i see my parents doing their own little happy family soccer mom church on sunday bullshit with their legitimate children. but yeah, they fucked up with me...but at least i can paralyze my mother if she tries to pull the "you're not a member of my family" bullshit.

three cheers for debilitating mental diseases! w00t!

but thats only part of the reason why i'm fucked up. parental shit just made me whiny and jealous. being the impoverished loner kid, and taking care of my family made me cruel and hate-filled. now, i'm a nice person...mostly because i let my family rot.

does it make me feel like more of a man? no. it makes them shut up.

i'm afraid to give more info, for some reason...but friends of mine in very similar situations say the same thing.

so...final verdict?

i'm not fucked up. really, i have table manners and everything. such a nice boy, such a nice boy, such a nice boy, you're going places, wow! that's really good, blah blah blah blah blah.

our generation just needs more self esteem. stop fucking taking blame for things out of your control....GIVE the blame to those responsible. let them rot with it, and move on.

actually, i was just born this way. its hereditary psychosis. one of these days, i WILL be the first man on earth to swallow his own spinal cord.

goodbye.

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quote:
Originally posted by Spaceboy:


actually, i was just born this way. its hereditary psychosis. one of these days, i WILL be the first man on earth to swallow his own spinal cord.

goodbye.



I'll buy that for a dollah!

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I guess I'm the only one around here who grew up in what you would call a "sheltered" household. My parents were married in 75, out I came in 78, my sister was born in 82 and my parents are still together.

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Hello new fuck, let say some things:
1) You're wrong, I also grew up in a nice family.
2)SHOW US YOUR DAMN TITTIES!

-m


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Princess_Chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai:
My parents are still happily married after 30 some odd years... I'm the middle child of three, raised in a stable household with a strong father/provider figure and a stay at home mom.

-m





ROCK ON!
go mordies mom!
yay!!!
stay at home moms RULE!

heh
my parents a re divorced
but they got divorced when i was 18
so i had a stay at home mom and my dad worked.

i highly recommend staying home with your kids if you can swing it.





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mole_man
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How dissfunctional am I? My mom has been married 4 times. She had a child with the first three. I was the third child. She let my grandmother adopt the first child. She raised the last two, my sister and I, by herself for 7 years. She married my stepdad and they've been married for 10 years. She's only with him for the money. My sister is caught masterbating by my stepdad when she was 14. She started having sex with him. I walk in on my sister sucking him off 3 times before my mom finds out about it. All she does is tells my sister not to do it anymore. My mom hooks my sister up with a 31 year old man when she goes to the prom. Then complains when he fucks her. I think my mom wanted the guy more than my sister. My Grandpa dies and my grandma goes cenile. She caused most of the abuse that caused him to die. When I graduated my mom told me I had 2 weeks to find a place to live. I had no job and they wouldn't let me work until I was 18, which was a week before graduation. Now they live in a 5th wheel RV and roam from Florida back to Tennessee every year... and you wonder what dissfunctionalism is....

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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai:
Hello new fuck, let say some things:
1) You're wrong, I also grew up in a nice family.
2)SHOW US YOUR DAMN TITTIES!

-m




Hello to you, too fuck!

#1, As Chris Rock says "Boo me all ya want, you know I'm right."

#2, no tits here.

But you can suck on this if you're a woman.



If you're ugly I'm going to kindly ask that you bring a brown paper bag with a mouth-hole. It's up to you to cut out the eye holes if you wish.

Edit: sorry to all you SPFers who have seen this pic countless times in flames and what not.

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yup spores.

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Mordecai
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Not a woman, but we can play star wars!



How about it?

-m

edit: no apologies to all the asylumites who have seen my cock many times before, you know I love any excuse to post it.
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My poor virgin underage eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I dunno.. I'm as screwed up as the rest and had both parents until I was 18 when I dad died... My parents were a little older when they had me, I have 3 older sisters then there is an 8 yr difference from the youngest of sisters to me (yea I was an ooops child)..

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karen
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my mom had been married/divorced 4 times.
she said my father was the nicest of them all, and she divorced him because he "was boring".
My mom is a smart, self-sufficient, and multi-talented woman. But she cant seem to settle down in relationships. Shes happy with her boyfriend right now though.

My father is a wonderful man who I have never argued with in my entire life. Hes generous, kind, and loves me more than anything.

I dont think the divorce(s) had much to do with anything in my personality.

I was raised by my mom, and Im almost identical to her in personality. Except shes a bit nicer than I am. Considering how screwed up her parents were, and how well she turned out... I dont think such things affect personality unless you let them.


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I am the youngest, my parents are still together, I have one older sister who I love to death. My mom stayed home with us until my sister was old enough to baby sit me, at which point she got a part time job. I was never beaten or abused in any way. Just a typical happy childhood.

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Denominator
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My parents got a divorce when I was a a year old or so. My father left and I haven't seen him since. I don't even know what he looks like.
But I don't care much either. It's certainly not easy for a lone mother to raise her child. Some things would have helped, if there had been a second parent. But I wouldn't call my family dysfunctional. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of friends with a single parent. This trend seems to become increasingly more "popular".

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i blame the polocks
and barney

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