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SkapeGoat
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Exclamation First Day of School

It's that time again, at least here.

That time that comes once a year for every teen aged and under child.

That day is the first day of school.

In a few moments I will look, and watch as the kids walk down the street to the bus stop, and I will laugh.

Why will I laugh?

Because I have graduated...

...and damn does it feel good right now!

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Dacarlo
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Originally posted by SkapeGoat:


Because I have graduated...

...and damn does it feel good right now!



You graduated?

Yeah I know what you mean. I hated school life. College was cool due to the adult atmosphere and the zero tolerance for idiots.

I donno why life is so much better now though, I mean look at what we gotta put up with?
Taxes.
Jobs.
Responsibility.

Bloody kids. Donno how lucky they are

Fuck I sound like an old man!

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School starts now?

We start in Feburary.

Australia = Cool

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Bibrau
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And the rest of your class isnt going to sit there and laugh at you for not going to college?

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SkapeGoat
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Question

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Originally posted by illu§§ion:
And the rest of your class isnt going to sit there and laugh at you for not going to college?




Uh, no. Why should they?

I really enjoy everyone trying to rush me into college, or the millitary. Really.

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Bibrau
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I dont see why you would take time off. Im excited about going off to college, and waiting is just going to make you lazier.

At least it would with me.

Maybe people are rushing you for your own good.

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nymbus
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Forget college and the military! Come be my houseboy.

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Originally posted by illu§§ion:
I dont see why you would take time off. Im excited about going off to college, and waiting is just going to make you lazier.



I've been in school for 13 fucking years. I want to take one damn year off.

Also I'd like to know a little bit of what I would like to study before going head first into college, which, by the way, I am totally unprepared for.

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Cranium Fornication
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quote:
Originally posted by SkapeGoat:
Also I'd like to know a little bit of what I would like to study before going head first into college, which, by the way, I am totally unprepared for.


Good for you skapegoat.. I should have taken off a year before college also.. would have saved me money and time in screwing around switching majors and such. Been out of college now for a couple years but thinking about going back for my masters.. shrug..

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Mordecai
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I agree with head fuck.

-m


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school sux!

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Nooo! Not the military. They fuck with people, they're run by released mental patients, and they are all evil! I'd rather go to prison than the army!

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Cranium Fornication
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Hey at least in the army there is a chance you won't get fucked in the ass unwillingly.. in prison it's pretty much a given..

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quote:
Originally posted by Cranium Fornication:
Hey at least in the army there is a chance you won't get fucked in the ass unwillingly.. in prison it's pretty much a given..



Actually for a woman, prison I think is better. Women get raped all the time on military bases. Not too much of that in jail. But very good point. So skape, no prison!


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rodney
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
as well as getting laid once in a while.
which would be an improvement on the present situation.



By the other cadets?

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mole_man
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There is a problem... Skape cannot go to the military unless he loses weight. I know this because I was going to inlist last year, and they told me I was too fat. I said fine and when the diet(s) failed, I gave up on going. Another thing is: If you dont go this year, you get less money. You also lose the ability to draw SS each month... to get that you have to re-apply and they decide your monthly amount on how much you paid in.... Food City for 2 months=jack shit.
You want out of your moms, live in the dorm. You get a bed, a desk, a chair, and a dresser. Not to share, just for you. Another thing is you can get laid in college. Thats something that living at your moms will not offer- EVER! so weigh the pros and cons. You'll see that it might not be wise to wait a year.

You can go to college for up to 2 1/2 years before you have to decide what your major is.

The only thing is, YOU have to apply yourself. I have tried and now I am finished trying to help you Skape. From now on, there will be no more. I have told you how. If you need help, call, e-mail, whatever... just dont wait too long. I guarantee that if you apply this year, You or your mom will pay nothing. you will get money, you just have to apply for it. The classes you take your freshman year are not hard. They are like High School level math, english, and reading classes... you dont even have to have a book for the classes. Well I am finished. I have spoken until my face is blue.

If, in the next week, you decide to better yourself, contact me and I will help you. I will take you to where ever you enroll. If you enroll. Otherwise, Fuck it, I dont know you... I will be with my other friends.


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quote:
Originally posted by mole_man:
blah, blah, blah


JESUS you talk a lot. Very good points, but I don't believe he was actually asking for advice. You've tried, that's great, now just sit back and quit worrying about it for fucks sake.



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Gavin
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
if you were motivated jeremy, to save your money and research what you want to do with your life, then yeah, take a year off.
but both of us know you have a problem with motivation.
in the military youd make money, learn, and get money to go to school as well as getting laid once in a while.
which would be an improvement on the present situation.

just a thought.



Yeah. Think of how great it would be to be a hired thug... *sighs dreamily*

"Huh-huh, is that a village of women and kids? Where's the napalm?" *SHOOKOOM!*

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SkapeGoat
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Exclamation

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Originally posted by SkapeGoat:
I really enjoy everyone trying to rush me into college, or the millitary. Really.


I should be a TV psychic.

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Cranium Fornication
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Mordecai gets first prize for commenting on da name..


And yea slappy pre-college school did suck for the most part. College level is fun because at least you are given choices and get a chance to get "the truth" instead of what the school system decides you need to know..

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Princess_Chelle
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if you were motivated jeremy, to save your money and research what you want to do with your life, then yeah, take a year off.
but both of us know you have a problem with motivation.
in the military youd make money, learn, and get money to go to school as well as getting laid once in a while.
which would be an improvement on the present situation.

just a thought.


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