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Violent A
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Post cold remedies.

HELP!! i'm sick as fuck. my throat is killing me, i have a kidney infection, and i just feel like shit.

anyone out there have any good home remedies that they would like to pass on to a dying man?

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Bibrau
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Smoke lots of weed, thats what I always do when I feel bad...

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Venus
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I think cranberry juice is supposed to help kidneys...

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euphorbia
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First of all drink plenty of water.

also hot baths/Steam baths … follow with cold showers are helpful for helping your body get rid of poisons and stimulating your blood flow.

A chicken broth with garlic, onions and hot sauce will usually make me feel a whole lot better when I have a cold.

Avoid caffeine, alcohol, sugar, refined foods.

uva ursi , buchu , thyme leaf are some herbs that are good for cleansing the kidneys and urinary tract you can look them up im sure for more information....

Blackberry leaf tea is good for everything from sore throat to bowel problems.

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wonderaz
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Euchanasia will help a lot too. I get heavily dosed with that by Big Al whenever I get under the weather. She also gives me vitamin C and a bunch of other mysterious herbs and potions that taste like shit but it works. She does say the the euchanasia is the base remedy though. Add that to Euphorbia's remedies.

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wonderaz is a lucky man

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You haven't seen a picture of him have you?

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quote:
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You haven't seen a picture of him have you?




he danced at my bachelorette party...he is seksay in a neon pink thong.

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Sex with Billyman will makw you forget all your cares...

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Goatboy
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Billyman?

I hear he is quite something in the sack.

He can go for like, two hours at a time. Might just be trading one soreness for another?

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mattdk
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I don't know about your other ailments, but when I get a cold I take a hot shower. After the steam loosens up the snot in your head, blow it all out in the tub. Gets it all out and doesn't irritate your nose with all that WIPING.

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quote:
Originally posted by Goatboy:
Billyman?

I hear he is quite something in the sack.

He can go for like, two hours at a time. Might just be trading one soreness for another?



Depends on how bad the first problem is. I seem to be completely over the AIDS problem now, thanks Billyman...


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Krogoth
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just go masturbate or somethin, always makes me feel better

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Violent A
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thanks for your help!!

hopefully I'm on the road to recovery. i've been drinking tea, water, and earlier in the night, I had a pizza. woo hoo. that's the biggest meal that I've had in the past week and a half.

anyway, thanks again.

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ironroot
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yeah, um, that whole not eating thing can make your system run like shit. you might want to consider oh, you know...consumption of food.

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