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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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FYI

the princess is on her royal rag...please beware, and be respectful.
i am not responsible for anything that comes out of my mouth for the next few days...

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08-23-2000 03:55 PM

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VKL
Running with a Hatchet

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Oregon
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*get's a look of horror on his face*

*looks around the room*

*turns around and runs away screaming*

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08-23-2000 03:58 PM

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Cage
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If you've got stuff coming out of your mouth...well, I think you might need to make a little trip to the OB/GYN...and try to steal me some more disposable specula, while you're there.

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08-23-2000 03:59 PM

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Princess_Chelle
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are you bossing me around cage???

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08-23-2000 04:02 PM

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Cage
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Of course. I read somewhere that that's the best way to deal with chicks while they're riding the cotton pony. I figured it'd be safest to test that hypothesis online.

So, would you say that me bossing you around made you feel:

A) Warm, safe and cared for
B) Horny
C) Moody
D) Like giving me a blow job
E) Like giving me a hand job
F) Like slamming my nuts in a dresser drawer
G) All of the above

Please answer honestly. Your response will help us evaluate the effectiveness of the "boss the ragging chick around" treatment.

As with all experimental treatments, there exists the possibility of side effects. Side effects reported with this treatment include: mentrual-like symptoms, headache, nausea, intense groin pain in nearby men, screaming, crying, punching, loud exclamations of "I hate you", "Men suck" and the like.

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08-23-2000 04:08 PM

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Princess_Chelle
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i would have to say F
i feel like slamming your nuts in a dresser drawer, but...
i am kind of aroused.

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08-23-2000 04:11 PM

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aminal
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
i am not responsible for anything that comes out of my mouth for the next few days...

Yeah - like your ever responsible for anything

*huggles chelle*
Go on honey - fly the japanese flag with pride.

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VKL
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*runs into the room screaming and stops*

*looks around*

*get that look of horror on his face again*

*runs out of the room screaming*

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08-23-2000 04:13 PM

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MstrG
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Hey BnB - we may have found your foil ...

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Cage
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Hmmm...I guess the question now is: did you feel like that before I administered the "boss the ragging chick around" treatment?

If you did, then the treatment does not appear to have any effect. If you didn't, then: Woman, make me a sandwich and fetch me a beer. We're gonna do some ball slammin'!

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08-23-2000 04:17 PM

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Cage
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quote:
Originally posted by VKL:
*runs out of the room screaming*

What the hell kind of vampire king runs away from a woman leaking blood? Wouldn't that be like running away from a porterhouse leaking beer? Or a Dodge Viper leaking $50 bills?

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08-23-2000 04:19 PM

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Princess_Chelle
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ohh stop it cage...your getting me...soooo...hot, and excited...mmmmm!!!

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08-23-2000 04:22 PM

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VKL
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It's not the blood I am scared of, it's the way women act while on the rag. That would scare satan himself.

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08-23-2000 04:23 PM

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Cage
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
ohh stop it cage...your getting me...soooo...hot, and excited...mmmmm!!!

I'm beginning to wonder if this is all part of the female conspiracy. My chick is always horniest when she's gushing. I fall for the old "I think I'm done bleeding" bit once a friggin' month.

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