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The Blair Bitch Project

Okay, Wonderaz needs a gimp to do his dirty work for him. dirty work includes bathing him, changing his mind, spoon feeding him, shampooing his crotch, that sort of thing. He keeps buggering me, but I just don't have the time.

For that reason, I have decided to contract the job out to one of you lucky people. Essentially, I am asking all those willing to apply to be Wonderaz's bitch. Benefits include a new title, complete flame retardance from your enemies (although you'll have to take a lot of shit from him), as well as the distinct honor of belonging to the hippest hot air balloon pilot in Arizona.

Of course I can't promise that he won't beat you. But just remember, he only hits you because he loves you.

In any case, the winner will be picked by Wonderaz himself when he damn well feels like it. Void where prohibited (namely for Fred).

So please apply now. Your applications should be as detailed as possible, and preferrably should show pics of you wearing leather. Males and Females welcome. And SkapeGoat.

(to be honest, I am trying to deflect his attentions from my sweet ass, and capitalizing on a pretty lame pun I thought of the other day, but hell, I bet he'll do it.)

Here is a picture of your new master should you win.



[This message has been edited by Paint CHiPs (edited 08-22-2000).]

[This message has been edited by wonderaz (edited 08-23-2000).]

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THIRD hippest pilot?????????

I beg your fucking pardon, Paintley. Would you like to correct your post?

Or shall I?
MUAHAHAHAAAA

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is that really wonder? LOL

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*slips out the back door with paint*

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*goes through papers on her desk to find Fred's application*

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Boo!

Sig courtsey of Dead_Inside, My Head Bitch

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*Runs after paint and karen*

"Hey! Come back!!!"

"help!"

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*does the Ed Lover dance*

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Hmmmm.... well so much for this thread dying off.

*sticks another pin in crotch of Paint doll*

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my heart already belongs to wonderaz.

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Chelle WINS.
Paint you may put away the boybutter, I have no further use for you.

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lol.
you should really quit editing each others posts. its bad form.

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Are you kidding me? We would swell up and burst if we didn't do that, Karen.
Besides... It made you laugh.

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i wear size 42 jeans

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yeah you and everybody else

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consider me switzerland

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*vibrates with excitement!*

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*turns off chelles vibrator*

*runs away*

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*trips fiend*

*picks him up by the scruff of his neck and takes him to Chelle*

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Boo!

Sig courtsey of Dead_Inside, My Head Bitch

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*kicks joeycat in the balls*

*runs away again*
(cause you know you can never catch a mexican that has just stolen something)

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naughty naughty beaner!

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quote:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
naughty naughty beaner!

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quote:

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Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
*kicks joeycat in the balls*

*runs away again*
(cause you know you can never catch a mexican that has just stolen something)

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He was trying to kick you Joey, I dove in front as a good bitch will do and he got my balls. Ow.

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rock on flo.

you are BOTH naughty beaners!
naughty naughty!!!!!!!!!!!!

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