Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477

The Crazy Fan (long)

what follows is an on-line conversation between me and a 15 year old fan from NJ. Names have been changed to protect the retarded.

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{CrazyFan}: so are you really in the band>?
{DevilMoon}: I really am
{DevilMoon}: check my profile
{CrazyFan}: i did
{DevilMoon}: where did you hear about us?
{CrazyFan}: okay i have just 1 suggesttion,
{DevilMoon}: ok
{CrazyFan}: do you mind/?
{DevilMoon}: no, what is it?
{CrazyFan}: okay i heard about you when my friends boyfriend was listening to them in the car, now okay on the drunk horny and high song there is too much time in the beginning where it is just music
{DevilMoon}: haha ok
{CrazyFan}: are you mad?
{DevilMoon}: where did he get it?
{CrazyFan}: i don't know
{DevilMoon}: oh cool, is that the only song he has
{DevilMoon}: ?
{CrazyFan}: no it is a blank CD and it has a whole bunch of songs on it, are you mad about what i said?>
{DevilMoon}: not at all
{DevilMoon}: did you hear our song? you can't offend me
{CrazyFan}: okay, hey can you e-mail me on my cell ?????? just to say hi and say like from Potty Mouth Sissys or something??
{DevilMoon}: how do I do that?
{CrazyFan}: just e-mail me @ XXXXXXXXXX@voicestream.net
{DevilMoon}: are you a girl?
{CrazyFan}: no
{CrazyFan}: i just wanna show my friends that i know you!
{DevilMoon}: ok, I was just figuring out what to write
{CrazyFan}: okay thanks
{CrazyFan}: it can't be over 148 letters or nbumbers
{DevilMoon}: ok
{DevilMoon}: it was short
{DevilMoon}: but funny
{CrazyFan}: LOL
{CrazyFan}: just got it!thanks
{DevilMoon}: haha, no prob

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477

here was my e-mail:

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hey dude,

quit fucking your dog.

Rock On,

D Moon
PMS

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
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Sorry about this topic, it probably bores you to tears.

More gems from my new pal.

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{CrazyFan}: btw what do your parents think about this when you talk about sex and drugs?
{DevilMoon}: my parents don't listen to it, ryan's parents think he's a genius
{CrazyFan}: are you serious? my mom would think i am crazy LOL
{DevilMoon}: well we have very cool moms
{CrazyFan}: thats KQQL, hey since i am one of your first fans, when you get popular can you get me a modeling agent i have wanted to model for a long time
{CrazyFan}: want me to send a pic evern though they are bad?
{DevilMoon}: sure
{DevilMoon}: we have lots of fans
{DevilMoon}: be more are welcome
{CrazyFan}: ya but i'm the coolest DUH
{CrazyFan}: sent! it is sideways though
{DevilMoon}: that's cool dude
{CrazyFan}: do you see me?
{DevilMoon}: yeah, I saw you
{CrazyFan}: my hair is shorter now thats like 2 months ago
{CrazyFan}: do you think i am ugly at all?
{DevilMoon}: you look ok

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
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I hate threads of chat logs.. anyway, one last bit. This is a joke right? Who is behind this? I DEMAND ANSWERS! (OK, it's just been a weird night. And, yes I like having fans, and no, I won't make fun of them anymore. (after this anyway)

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{CrazyFan}: is there a TV near you?
{DevilMoon}: no
{CrazyFan}: oh! well when you go near a Tv Lavern And Sherly is on LOL i love that show!
{CrazyFan}: its on Nick @ Nite
{DevilMoon}: ok
{CrazyFan}: what you don't like that show? LOL i love that shit
{DevilMoon}: I haven't seen it in a long time


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kneel before zod!

Listen.. if you like it, vote for it.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18808

I once had a person like that who followed me wherever I went, and was annoying as hell... Then I realised that it was me all along!

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Vancouver, Canada
Posts: 30

nice fan!!

there was this guy that used to call me all the time trying to get me to make some music for him, 'cause he found out that a freind of mine released a demo.

i did some music for this guy before, but he disapeared after i had 4k$ worth of gear stolen out of my place. i don't trust him. he just kept calling, so i told him to fuck off! not the kind of thing i wanted to do but it had to be done.

he wasn't really a fan, but i just wanted to share this with you.

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feel free to check out some of the music
www.mp3.com/xphantom

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
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This person actually started messageing me on napster, he was searching for my band and found a track on my drive. He didn't believe I was me at first, which is odd for me.

DM

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