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SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.

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Exclamation Suck my cock!

Please?

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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NO!

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cw
cuntacular wench

Registered: Apr 2003
Location: . o O
Posts: 6420

Failtonium percentage rising.

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Mugtoe
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Oct 2001
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oddly enough, my answer is also no

however, I wish you luck

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never waste a hardon, trust a fart or pass up a breath mint when offered.

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Thimbles worth of opinion
Symetrically challenged

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When you're below the discriminating tastes of Mugtoe, you're in a very sad and lonely place.

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SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.

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There's a good reason why these threads never got any replies, LF. They're shitposts. They belong on the last page where they will collect mold and dust.

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rodney
Hates airplanes.

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
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I'm sure Mugtoe would suck my cock so please pass the failtonium, SP

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mmmtravis
T-Raz w/ the freaky freak

Registered: May 2002
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It's been 8 years, did you get a beej or what?

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Coincidence
Aka 'others'

Registered: Apr 2004
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He's too old now.

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Pinecrika
Prophet of Doom

Registered: Jul 2001
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Posts: 10557

Get over it, man. I'm in a bit of a dry spell myself.

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Goedile
Gyromancer

Registered: May 2003
Location: The Cement Blight
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quote:
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I'm sure Mugtoe would suck my cock so please pass the failtonium, SP
That's not anything to brag about, despite his feigning modesty he'll suckle everything put in front of his mouth. He never stopped teething.

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Pinecrika
Prophet of Doom

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Teeth and cock sucking are words that shouldn't be used together.

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Maharishi of Meh

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This has been downloaded 87 time(s).

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Pinecrika
Prophet of Doom

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You need a hobby, Tefl.

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cw
cuntacular wench

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+++++

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Mugtoe
Cuddly Puppy

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quote:
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I'm sure Mugtoe would suck my cock so please pass the failtonium, SP


What makes you think I'd blow you? It would be cool to see you naked, but there's a big difference between that curiosity and the desire to put my mouth on your body.

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cw
cuntacular wench

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So, you want donations but don't intend to grease any palms. Is that it?

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Mugtoe
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That button is just a trotline I put out on the web to see if it got any bites. A couple of my friends have them and got some action on it, so I figured it couldn't hurt. It's not like I have an inordinate amount of false pride to defend.

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macker
Holy Me-el

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The problem though is yours doesn't work. vBulletin has gone and stuck a <br> tag halfway into the URL, making it a 404.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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Mugtoe swims like an old whale in the sea of failure.

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cw
cuntacular wench

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Watch you don't get swallowed Ahab.

I'm sending Mugtoe 5 American dollars if he replies with 'blow me' in the next 12 hours.

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Mugtoe
Cuddly Puppy

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blow me

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Mugtoe
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I looked and didn't see any tag in that link. The one on my myspace profile works.

but yeah. big whale. sea of fail.

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Coincidence
Aka 'others'

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The point is, your sig doesn't work. OK?

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