Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 7236

Over Your Head Computer Magazine - Especially for Newbies

------------------
sp00ky
---------------------------
'It seems to be that post-1945 Britain has been socially and culturally in an upwards spiral. The US has been in a decline in those areas, continuing to waste its wealth on weaponary and the show of nuclear empire' - Gore Vidal

I quote, therefore I am - Spooky

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
Posts: 6347

"A WORLD of interactive entertainment, tantalisingly close but completely denied to you."

That is so poetic. It's true too.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 7236

I own the paperback version of that marvellous book

------------------
sp00ky
---------------------------
'It seems to be that post-1945 Britain has been socially and culturally in an upwards spiral. The US has been in a decline in those areas, continuing to waste its wealth on weaponary and the show of nuclear empire' - Gore Vidal

I quote, therefore I am - Spooky

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 5526

I love the Roger's Profanisaurus!!! http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm

for example :

wank 1. n. Masturbation. As in “If you have a wank every day you’ll go blind”. 2. n. Rubbish. e.g. “Don’t talk wank”. 3. v. To masturbate. As in “My brother wanks all the time and he’s got perfect eyesight”.

wanker n. 1. He who wanks. 2. A fellow road user; a motorist at whom one waves. As in “Yeah... and you too, wanker”.

wankered adj. Very drunk; too drunk to wank.

wank stain n. Bum scrape; piss flap; dip shit; toss pot. General purpose insult.

wanky adj. Self indulgent; pretentious.

wanking chariot n. Single bed, particularly common in student bedsits.

wanking parlour n. Brothel; house of ill repute; any club popular with Newcastle United directors.

wanking spanners n. Hands.

wank sock n. Sock tied to a bedpost designed to indicate when wind conditions are suitable for masturbation.

wank tanks n. Balls; nads; knackers.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged