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ask bob

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Bob,where the hell are my keys?

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How come the more I rub it, the less comes out?

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Originally posted by Usual Suspect:
Bob,where the hell are my keys?

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Originally posted by Goatboy:
How come the more I rub it, the less comes out?

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Thank you so much! I've been looking all over for those.

Here's another one that has been bugging me. Everyone says my nephew is the "spitting image" of his dad. Where did that phrase come from? It's been around longer than we've known that you could get DNA samples from saliva, thus authenticating whether or not the person in question is actually a clone or not, so what gives?

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A precise resemblance, especially in closely related persons.
For example, Dirk is the spitting image of his grandfather. This
idiom alludes to the earlier use of the noun spit for
"likeness" in turn probably derived from an old
proverb, "as like as one as if he had been spit out of his
mouth" (c. 1400). The current idiom dates from about
1900.

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Wow. Bob=genius.

So, WP, are you channeling Bob through some psychic medium or is it an alias?

I'm going to bed now, but just to keep you busy until I wake up and think of more pointless questions, what is Woodrow Wilson's maternal grandmother's maiden name? A picture of said grandmother would be nice, too. Thanks.

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Marion Williamson, mother of Janet "Jesse" Woodrow and grandmother to the 26th US president died in Scotland in 1836, prior to the advent of photography.

Woodrow Wilson always reminded me of mr. peanut.



or maybe i'm thinking of FDR.

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Dear Bob,

Who makes better lovers: dog people or cat people?

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Who makes better lovers: dog people or cat people?

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hahahah

you need to know this why?

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What words end in -ous that are not adjectives?

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What words end in -ous that are not adjectives?

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Is that all?

Bob sucks!

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Is that all?

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crybaby.

+ = bijous

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Can I have a hug, Bob?

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Bob what will I be when I grow up?

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Bob, what would you do for a klondike bar?

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Can I have a hug, Bob?

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Originally posted by Postmodgirl:
Bob what will I be when I grow up?

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