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missphinx
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Pop quiz! Find the error(s) in each of the following familiar phrases:


    [*]fighting for peace is like fucking for viginity
    [*]a place to got to meet fuckheads
    [*]to jizz is human, to felate divine
    [*]its been swell but the swelligns gone down[/list]
    the booboos are cute though, considering where I found them

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JoeyCat
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quote:
Originally posted by missphinx:
Pop quiz! Find the error(s) in each of the following familiar phrases:

    [*]fighting for peace is like fucking for viginity (virginity)
    [*]a place to got to meet fuckheads (got = go)
    [*]to jizz is human, to felate divine(fellate)
    [*]its been swell but the swelligns gone down (swellings)[/list]
    the booboos are cute though, considering where I found them



Now where did you find them?

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karen
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quote:
Originally posted by missphinx:
Pop quiz! Find the error(s) in each of the following familiar phrases:

    [*]fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
    [*]a place to go to meet fuckheads
    [*]to jizz is human, to fellate divine
    [*]its been swell but the swellings gone down[/list]
    the booboos are cute though, considering where I found them



ok. i fixed them. there.

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karen
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Originally posted by karen:
ok. i fixed them. there.




also, I shouldve put an apostrophe in swelling's
OR
put the word "has" between "swelling" and "gone"

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Danielle
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Originally posted by missphinx:
Pop quiz! Find the error(s) in each of the following familiar phrases:


    [*]fighting for peace is like fucking for viginity
    [*]a place to got to meet fuckheads
    [*]to jizz is human, to felate divine
    [*]its been swell but the swelligns gone down[/list]
    the booboos are cute though, considering where I found them


    You butthead, its SCREWING, not FUCKING

    I supplied that quote to the asylum, I should know

    Yadda Yadda Yadda, Yackity Smackity, blah blah blah

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missphinx
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They were on this freaking cool site: http://www.asylumwhores.com/cgi-bin/asylum.pl

(it looks like they're still there but maybe it's my cache or sumting)
(I like them)
(but i wonder if MstrG does )

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MstrG
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hehehe

Yeah, I've seen them, some have been in sigs here too ... btw, the last one should be:

"It's been swell but the swelling's gone down", or,

"It's been swell but the swelling has gone down", or,

"It has been swell but the swelling's gone down", or,

"It has been swell but the swelling has gone down".



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