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Water Sports

Ah the things I do fer preeversion points

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Must be time for this one again ...



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Jesus fucking tits. That is just sick.

Well, at least this solves one of my questions of life: What does the buisiness end of a woman's urinary tract look like?

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

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Poo on you!

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um...i just wanted to post this

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Now I'm thirsty.......but not for that.

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Mmmm... yummy!

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gee, does urine cause facial acne?

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and puke on you ...



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Okay, that's just fucking great. A pox on all of you!!!

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

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*points* hey carrots

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Damn! That's a good one....
Let us see.....

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God fucking damn all of you!!

I hope garycoleman and Anti-Stile rape you anally in the middle of the night!

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

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Bacidath: LOL, I bet she likes it up the ass.

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I always found this vaguely disturbing. . . she looks way too happy. . .



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You know I just figured it out.
All these people that I walk past in public that smell like shit, but do seem to maintain hygene. They are scat freaks!

Why else would they stink like that? Bad shamPOO? I still have yet to figure out how one can receive sexual pleasure from deficating on someone and vice versa.

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That pic's just SO damn cool!

Damn, where'd you find that?

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Which, mine?

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Of course they smell like fish ...



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Yeah, yours Freelance. That pic just rocks!

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Haha, I love that guy's tattoo.

Roshigoth: Follow the link in my signature, and you'll find yourself more than you'll ever want to look at. That one is tame. . .

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I'm breaking this shit up, you know, to give your stomach's a small reprieve.

A good night, the best in a long time
A new friend turned me on to an old favorite
Nothing better than a dealer who's high
Be high, convince them to buy

What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
I don't go broke
And I do it a lot

Seems so sick to the hypocrite norm
Running their boring drills
But we are an elite race of our own
The stoners, junkies, and freaks

Are you happy? I am, man.
Content and fully aware
Money, status, nothing to me
'Cause your life is empty and bare

What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
I don't go broke
And I do it a lot

You can't understand a user's mind
But try, with your books and degrees
If you let yourself go and opened your mind
I'll bet you'd be doing like me
And it ain't so bad

What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
I don't go broke
And I do it a lot
Say, I do it a lot!
I do it a lot!
I do it a lot!
Say, I do it a lot!

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

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OK, we have shit,piss, blood, necrofelia (sp?), amputation, and what looks to be a wee one in glee fer causing all this..
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OK I'm going to bed! Too much fer me tonight. I'll play later.

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Damn, I didnt even see that last one G, I can beat that

but not tonight, I sleep now

and I find it really entertaing that Freelance noticed that tattoo...

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