Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 10152

Supply the punchline II

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Download the SETI software, then join the Asylum SETI Team!

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"i bet he fucked my wife."

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chelsea-"i bet he fucked that guys wife."

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
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black guy - I bet Clinton and that white guy had a 3some with my wife.... hey Chelsea is lookin pretty sexy over there. I wonder if I can tag some of that booty...

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA, Center of the Universe
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Chelsea - "Hurry the fuck up, dad. I still have to have my nails done before my date with Janet Reno. Hmmm...I bet she did that guy's wife."

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At Least I'm Not You

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
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Chelsea: "oh dear, i have a big stick up my ass, and i cant get it out. i guess ill just stay in this position all my life".

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
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all of them: i could go for some blow right about now.

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Location: zanzibar
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Chelsea (thinking): I can't believe he fucked my roomate

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Bill Clinton: "Blah blah blha blha blah...."

Guy in background: .oO(Jesus, I wish this guy would shut the fuck up... I bet he was the fucker who was banging my wife!! I'm gonna kill him right after his tax reform speach....)

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

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Guy in background: Jesus, I hope they don't notice that one I just let rip....

Chelsea: Oh dear Lord!! Who farted?!

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
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chelsea and the two other guys:

If we concentrate hard enough, he'll explode.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
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"When anti-aliasing attacks."

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Anger=Red

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hey, i got one.......


supply punchline 3

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Location: my mother's bloody womb
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chelsea clinton looks on in relief as bill clinton acknowledges that she is not, in fact, her father. that fat guy in the background has tested 99.99% sure as her biological father. "i've never been so relieved" she announced in a press conference yesterday. "at least with that fat guy, i won't have to lock my bedroom door at night...er, maybe i will."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
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quote:

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Originally posted by HELL:
hey, i got one.......


supply punchline 3

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quote:

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Originally posted by Freelance:
"When anti-aliasing attacks."

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-brimstone

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Location: Delaware
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Brimstone wins!!!

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Boo!

Sig courtsey of Dead_Inside, My Head Bitch

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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funny

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Oregon. America.
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The picture is evidence that Bill Clinton is bionic. It is apparent that he is equipped with multiple powers; he is presently employing his “smoke screen” as to evade the dodgy eyes of bureaucracy.

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