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Post Defending the Undefendable, Part II

Grabbing this from the Experiment-One forum, where it was originally posted (by me of course).
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With all the chaos of late, I thought I would take a crack at perhaps the most undefendable position of them all: that Stile knows what the fuck he is doing. I can't decide if I should make an honest go at being wrong, or if I should lace it with sarcasm. Perhaps I will just have a go at it and see what I spit out.

1. It is his forum, he can do with it as he pleases. What we have to remember is that the forum he provides is a free service given to us out of the goodness of Stile's cold black heart. Thus, just as we would have no right to complain when we lose the lottery, so to should we cease our bitching about what Stile does with his private property. It is the Stileproject, not the Whoreproject.

2. His zany antics spice up the place. Part of what makes the project and the forum so much fun is you are never quite sure where you stand, what is going on, or what will happen next. It is that aspect of the project that keeps us all coming back. From his suicide to Josef to Zyklon B to the ban-wars, the forum is a constant battle of us against him, which is part of why it is so much fun. Were it not for this adversarial aspect of it all, the forum would very likely stagnate and die. So try to take what he does with a grain of salt. It is all in good fun.

3. By not taking an active role in the forum itself, Stile perpetuates a certain mystery about himself that leaves newbies in awe. All to often we see forums where the webmasters do nothing but talk to themselves, drowning out the conversation in the place. With Stile, we do not have that problem. He leaves us to our own devices, to make our own fun, and only appears occasionally to spice up the place (see point 2). By doing so Stile has created a user-driven forum, which is what makes it so fun. For better or for worse it is essentially us who run the place. Not in an administrative sense, but in a content sense. We do not come to forum's for the webmasters, we come for the other posters, and Stile has enough sense just to step out of the way and let the chaos ensue.

4. The sheer act of creating a forum to his webpage was a stroke of genius on Stile's part, although I doubt he had the foresight to realize why. For one reason or another, a website featuring shit-eating and snuff films seem to attract open minded people, and the forum was the perfect opportunity for them to vent and to form a community.

Okay, that's enough. Starting to make myself ill defending that cocksucker. Still, it is an interesting exercise. Try it. Take a position you disagree with whole-heartedly and then defend it to the best of your ability. You'll discover a new appreciation for alternative opinions on the subject. I highly recommend it. You may even change your own mind. I did concerning tack, and even a bit with this exercise here. I still disagree with the original position above, but by defending it, I got a new outlook on the dickless wonder.

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shut up you drunken bastid
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Dickless wonder??????????
(perhaps I should give Mr Chips the opportunity to edit his post)

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Good job, ol' Paint! You gotta turn it over, under, sideways, down...and inside out, too. While you're at it, I recommend you take the LSAT, just for the hell of it, if you haven't already thought about doing it. Amen.

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Tests scare me.

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Question

I'm bored. Somebody give me some more undefendable positions to defend. I need something to do.

Suggestions?

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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
I'm bored. Somebody give me some more undefendable positions to defend. I need something to do.

Suggestions?



Swallowing semen builds stronger bones?

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It doesn't work if the position is already true.

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Anal fisting subsequently leads to more pleasurable bowel movements?

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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:

4. The sheer act of creating a forum to his webpage was a stroke of genius on Stile's part, although I doubt he had the foresight to realize why.



He didnt even come up with the idea from what I recall. I think someone sent him a copy of UBB and said "hey try this!" Its just bullshit. He gets bored, he feels like fucking with people. Done and done.

The one question, whos fans are more stupid? Stiles! Think about it. He's just a geek who somehow was made a god by other geeks who are into fucked up shit.

To deify him, like so many do, is just wrong. He is no one special. He just got in the game at the right time. He let this
false indication of power go to his head. So he plays with it accordingly.

I just can't understand why people hold him in such high regards. Either with praise or hate. But, they let him control them in some manner or another.

I don't think he is that smart. I just think he got lucky. His crybaby attitide carries him a far way on the internet aswell. I just wish one day well all shut up about it. Its depressing seeing people spend so much time to praise/hate/fight stile. Big fucking deal! Who cares about someone who runs a cool webpage. Someone you never met. Someone you probably will never meet! Its pointless!

Well I hope that made sense. If not lemme know. I will try and re-group my thoughts.

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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
Tests scare me.


Hey ol' Paint! Don't try to shit your favorite turd. From what I've seen, the only thing you're scared of is bein' sober. Take the test just for the hell of it, then report back to me. Amen.

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No. It makes perfect sense. And I agree with you on everything, I think. Please refer to the title of this thread. Try to understand the other side of the arguements.

In any case, the only reason I brought it back up to the top because I want to defend something but I can't think of what to do.

And iglo, thanks for all the suggestions, but nothing medical. It's too hard to bullshit medical stuff.

But while we are on the subject of Stile ( ), I just now tried to go back there for the first time in days and everything is all fucked up. I keep getting errors up the yin-yan. The main page scripts are all fucked up, and the forum I can't even get into. I finally got into the forum by using anonymizer and going through my history (leading me to believe that perhaps my IP has been banned), and man, that place is DEAD. It's ToadyRage and a dozen newbies. And ToadyRage is basically talking to himself. And my handle is still stolen. I think this time Stile may have really shot himself in the foot. It could take months to rebuild the forum into a shadow of its forum glory.

But count me out of that crusade. I'll stay here thank you kindly.

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Supposedly, this should be an "undefendable" statement: Paint CHiPs writes the worst posts on the forum.

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quote:
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Supposedly, this should be an "undefendable" statement: Paint CHiPs writes the worst posts on the forum.


Ok. write one better, say, one on the exaltation of larks, Murder.

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[This message has been edited by Eliss (edited 07-31-2000).]

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Hee's one for ya Paint, just came up in the chat ... "blacks and whites must be separated in order for both races to achive maximum potential".

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Hee's one for ya Paint, just came up in the chat ... "blacks and whites must be separated in order for both races to achive maximum potential".




Wow. You'll have to give me a day or two to think that one through. Man. That would go against every grain of my being. Good fucking choice. I'll see what I can do. Time to do some pre-1950 research.

I have also been punting around with using George W. Bush For President! as the position.

And hehehe Eliss. Finally made a booboo.

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paint you gotta do this one
Seinfeld is the most overrated television series EVER!!!
then you go on my deity list

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I have also been punting around with using George W. Bush For President! as the position.




Shit Paint, that's an easily defendable position given the alternatives.


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Alcohol should be abolished?

*shudder*

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Why do people keep suggesting shit about Seingfeld?

hehehe. A prohibition stance. *shudder shudder twitch twitch*

Next time I have free time I have my work cut out for me.

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And what is the LSAT anyway JEB? That's like the graduate school test, or law school test or whatever, isn't it? I don't know exactly what it is.

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law school. Legal SAT.



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Why on earth would I want to do THAT?

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