Registered: Jul 2000
Location: sydney
Posts: 2202

stupid neighbours

my roommate just called me at work
*th* you wont believe that !
*me* what ?
*th* i just came home from the rose club..
*me* ah , britpop night again , eh ?
*th* ya, but thats not the point. when i walked into the backyard our neighbours , the ones who moved in last month, were standing there in the dark , equiped with a bat and a mobil phone ..
*me* what ??
*th* these morons
*me* what were they up to ?
*th* they said they are trying to catch the bum who "always" walks through the backyard...
*me* what ?? i mean what bum , ehhmm i mean which of one of the 50 bums ?
*th* hahaha, the little fat "bum" whos relatives live in the appartment above us ...
*me* gees , why would they want to "catch" him ?
*th* i have no idea and they didnt say why.
*me* fuckin nazis... did they at least stop their "hunt" now ?
*th* i dont think so, i was yelling at them that they are idiots and should at least live in this house for more than three months and see how things work ...
*me* i still cant believe it ...
*th* btw , i m drinking your last beer now aahhh good you put it in the fridge..
*me* asshole ...

[This message has been edited by iglo (edited 08-26-2000).]

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: sydney
Posts: 2202

so noone else has stupid neighbours ?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5714

Sorry iglo, all my neighbors are stupid. I don't want to take the time or hog the space to tell you about them.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5130

i can't relate to this story. i touched a bum once.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19198

I think your neighbor's brother lives across the street from me, iglo.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Oregon. America.
Posts: 2076

I touch bums all of the time memdink. I dig their homeless texture.

AND MY ASS IS A COMFORTABLE ______ SPLICE!!!

(hardy laugh track)

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5130

If I could, Feral, I'd touch you. Only you'd have to keep the feral part under control. Automotonous would just be boring, find a happy medium for Christ's sake.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
Posts: 923

my next door neighbor has 5 kids, all of which who cuss like sailors, ages 1-3-4-5-7

I got into my truck for work yesterday and I saw the 4 and 5 year olds cussing each other out.

On the other side...

I have two old people who are obsessed with plants. Which attracts bugs. Everytime I swim in our pool I have a shitload of bugs to clean out.

Fucking people.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10191

i say write all over your friend when hes passed out cause he stole your last beer

what the shit is that?

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: sydney
Posts: 2202

quote:

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Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
i say write all over your friend when hes passed out cause he stole your last beer

what the shit is that?

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finally someone who saw the point in all that writing

alcoholfiend ... beer doesnt work for me anymore do u have any suggestions ?

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