Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 13108

For the women

I'll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer.
Feed where thou wilt, on mountain or in dale.
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

Within this limit is relief enough,
Sweet bottom-grass, and high delightful plain,
Round, rising hillocks, brakes, obscure and rough,
To shelter thee from tempest and from rain.
Then be my deer, since I am such a park,
No dogs shall rouse thee though a thousand bark.


Boy, didn't the Bard have a way with words!


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The Word of the Day is: Momzer (n.) - A really impossible person; a sponger, liar, troublemaker, and pest who is humorless and unattractive.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Posts: 5526

Thank you, billgerat. A gentleman.

Rather a relief after all that massive poop/pain posting. I was just gonna put up a "does this place seem to be on testerone overload tonight or what" post.
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Registered: Aug 2000
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Posts: 3102

*raises her delicate hand to her forehead, shuts her eyes and falls gracefully onto the chaise longue*

*swoon*

*awaits the smelling salts*

i am overcome with excitement

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i am fiends bitch, oh yes i am

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

Testosterone? Let me tell you about testosterone...

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Leviticus 15:19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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pass the gravy please, oh, and the muffins.....k thanx.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
Posts: 1525

Heh, lots of sexual overtones in that little sonnet. . .

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