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Dear Thimble,

My Girlfriend moved and left no forwarding address. Should I try and find her?

Signed,
A "friend" of Leroy's who just borrowed the puter.

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Dear Leroy,
Er, sorry.. Leroy's friend..

Did someone dump a bag of ugly on your face?
Ahem..
Before finding anyone else, find yourself my son. And get to know you. Take yourself out to a movie and don't put out until the third date. And when you do find your ex's address send her pictures of you being fulfilled and in love with your new liason.
Two things may happen.
1. She may come running back out of jealously. Be careful because she may want you to cut off all contact with your hand.
2. You will be the happiest you've ever been and your favoured arm will soon crush diamonds from coal.
Good luck.

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[This message has been edited by Thimbles worth of opinion (edited 11-22-2000).]

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Dear memdink,

The nitrous oxide concentration in the nation's water used to get me too. Let me try something with you.

*Punts memdink's testicles through his nasal cavity so that they dangle out his nose like car ornaments.*

Now cough.

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[This message has been edited by Thimbles worth of opinion (edited 11-22-2000).]

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Originally posted by Thimbles worth of opinion:
Dear Leroy,
Er, sorry.. Leroy's friend..

Did someone dump a bag of ugly on your face?
Ahem..
Before finding anyone else, find yourself my son. And get to know you. Take yourself out to a movie and don't put out until the third date. And when you do find your ex's address send her pictures of you being fulfilled and in love with your new liason.
Two things may happen.
1. She may come running back out of jealously. Be careful because she may want you to cut off all contact with your hand.
2. You will be the happiest you've ever been and your favoured arm will soon crush diamonds from coal.
Good luck.

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