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A Day In The Life of a Horny Mom... by Emerald - 12/15/00 16:56:00

A day in the life of a horny Mom ... «

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Not everyone who had a new bmw is a yuppie. Good piece though, quite 'interesting' =)

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

*wipes tear from eye*

heh

hehehe.

*pause*

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

If MrSherman doesn't comment on this, I will be heartbroken.

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
If MrSherman doesn't comment on this, I will be heartbroken.

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Emzie, you are one entertaining babe. Please don't change. Amen.

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hmmm, J E B Stuart + Emerald = horny old man + horney old lady... things that make you go hmmm... then wish you didnt :P

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My panties are soaking wet now as I wash my hands and prepare to serve my man.

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Em it sounded like the story of my life expect for the whole serving my man, thinking of the yuppie in the beamer getting head, the getting wet and cleaning yourself up at work.....well nothing sounded like me.



just kidding

great job!!


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ok this just wouldnt be complete if Sherm didnt post about his moms addition to the mainpage.

*starts chanting*
Sherm
Sherm
Sherm

come on tell us what you were thinking when you read it!!

I know the first thing I thought was "poor Sherm".


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Em--Ever consider selling your underpants on the internet?



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MRSHERMAN!!!

MRSHERMAN!!!

MRSHERMAN!!

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Sherm is probably busy in a corner twitching or something right now. Great job, Em!

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sherm is probably on the floor twitching

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All I know for sure is, that there is alot of twitching going on SOMEWHERE!


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Uh, might I suggest a vibrator?

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I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time for one kiss, one chance, one taste of you, my Magdelana.

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Stellar Said:
come on tell us what you were thinking when you read it!!

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Does not recognize command "think". Please restate command.

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Format C: labeled MrSherman?
Y or N

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