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Patton CHiPs, Part 3 «

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Righteous good read. Post script was excellent.

Wasn't college a blast? Imagine what it will be like in a few years when students have the gear to strap on tiny head cams and record the whole experience to edit for posterity later. What a hoot!

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All hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

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Registered: Aug 2000
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great fucking story! If I'd went to college I could only have dreamed it would have been that much fun. Great story!

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Like I said before, hopes for this happening to me is the reason I am going to go to college.

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what do mean "the end"

fuck off.

more goddammit.

your life didn't end. There were no casualties.

a very fun read.The kind that begs for more of the same. This brings me back. You bring me back.

selah.

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hahahaha, this reminds me too much of our raids on the underground electric tunnels on campus. We found one that would let us into the Physics building, and used to sneak in periodically to play capture the flag at night. The campus woods were great for that as well. Man, did we play dirty.

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Registered: Oct 2000
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You will write more stories like this, Paint. Funniest shit I've seen yet. *picks himself off the floor*

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I love this story.

We should take these, and make a Flash movie out of them, and post it on Newgrounds to advertise the Asylum.

Excellent story my friend.

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Thank you. You are the best storyteller I've ever heard. Well, amature anyways. I always check your column first.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Also, due to dead family affairs, I won't be able to write this week. We'll put in a filler piece (an old post that nobody ever read).

Back next week.

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