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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Oregon. America.
Posts: 2225

That was brilliant.

Good to see you back from opperation casket dispersal.

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As an aside, I've been trying to come up with good reasons for writing for this site. I mean, let's not kid ourselves, I'm not exactly "in demand," although I can honestly say that vanity was never a reason for my contribution. Fuck an audience.

But you folks have bandwidth and limited front page space and blah blah blah. I've got classes and my major requirments and intermitant travel and musical composition and etc.

However, writing here, exchanging ideas with you, is reason enough. You've got an enormous talent for writing, and I do look forward to reading what you have to say. Reading your column and the many other columns associated with the asylum.

It is a good time to be a writer Mr. CHiPs. It is a good time to be writing with you.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The Bottom of the Toyem Pole
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Paint-

You truly are THE man. Fucking funny as hell. Literally laughed out loud. And the thing of it is, I actually have an Uncle Eddie who is a shit sucking slobbering fuckup wino alchy!

Kind of reminded me a bit of Lowtax. If only I could have the ability to be funny like you.....

Take care. I'll be in touch in a few weeks.

Oh yeah, I second everything Feral said, if it is relevant. I third the irrelevant parts.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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well remind me to bring you along to my family functions, i'll pass you off as a long lost mexican cousin, so we can get smashed and both of us look like fools instead of me

my family is too religious for open bars tho, i'll have to go with the flask

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Registered: Jul 2000
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You fucking pisshead!!! very amusing read, for once

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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Fuckin' funny, ol' Paint! Seriously. Carbonated urine? I won't be able to get that one outta my head for a while.

Top shelf, m'man. Top shelf. Amen.

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Gehenna
Posts: 1018

ALL HAIL CHiPS. This shite is why I quit drinking about the time I was old enough to do it...it's only funny when he tells the stories though...

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