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Paint CHiPs' Guide To Plumbing «

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Myrtle Beach, SC
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I was laughing my ass off through the entire list. Top-notch stuff, Paint. You should do these more often.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Nanaimo, BC
Posts: 1122

Paint always seems to be funny. Dammit.
Keep up the good work, man!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10333

ah yes, i remember when paint made me fix the toilet by putting my hand down there, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
you know its clean but......anything attached or having to do with a toilet seems to be soiled or dirty in some way

thanks for the info paint, next time i come down maybe next time i will remember to throw the can away instead of leaving them on the counter to be recycled
hey! its a hard habit to break!!!

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The Bottom of the Toyem Pole
Posts: 9478

WTF do you mean that it is backwards to use water to wash your ass instead of paper?!?! Environmental issues aside, there are some serious shits that are greatly aided by the presense of water, aka cleaning from a distance. Some of the runny stuff can soak through paper, you know. Best to hose that off before I go sticking my hands in there.

Plus some of the bidet seats have built in heaters as well, which is damn handy when the bathroom itself isn't heated in the winter. As long as the water stream is heated, the bidet is pretty cool. If the water stream isn't heated.... Well, let's just say that you don't have to worry about taking a dump for the next 72 hours. Sphincter muscles don't thaw easily.

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Gehenna
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CHiPS fucking ownz. I ruptured something from the laughing, I think. Am I supposed to be bleeding from my ears?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5730

This just further justifies the expense of picking up the phone and calling the plumber

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