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My Christmas Vacation «

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: MI
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About time.

MORE! MORE, DAMMIT!!! You still owe us another update! *looks for good ol' hogtying rope*

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
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Do you think they have a hot-tub in there to somehow make the old people forget they will be dead soon? seems odd that a persons last stop before the eternal sleep will be equiped with so many modern recreational devices.

Better security services are a good idea. if it was a russian nuclear missle base and you were a CIA agent they would have shot you. more than once. thats what they do to american agents for taking a swim in the generals hot tub.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Actually melon, one thing I discovered about hot tubs in retirement homes is that they keep them a lot less hot then your regular jacuzzi. It wasn't really hot at all, just "warm". I assume that is to ensure the hot tub does not suck too much life out of the elderly.

And I was drunk when I wrote this, BTW.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Hey ol' Paint! I know you expressed humble misgivings about the quality of this piece. Well, it tickled the piss outta me.

Nuttin' like bein' yourself an' gettin' caught with your dick in your hand, so to speak, eh? Most importantly, as far as I'm concerned, well-written humorous reads like this are a welcomed break from the vast morass of "stream of consciousness" offerings that seem to be in vogue these days. Amen.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Oregon. America.
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Quite good paint.

And, I suppose that this is as formal a place as any to apologize for my four consecutive, with a two week "vacation" prior to that, update absence.

Should have sent an email or something. But I'm getting my groove back. Just need to feel some new shit before I open up and write again. Had some shit happen that's kind of changed me. Kind of a lot changed me.

Anyway, I sent in this weeks already, and I'll send next weeks when this weeks is posted.

Cheers for the fantastic read.

Even though you're down I've made you!

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Registered: Sep 2000
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Paint- You rule. Not only do you have great stories to tell, but you do a damn good job telling them too.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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at least you werent *showering*

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Jesus tack, making the rounds are we?

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