Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
Posts: 2300

poorly translated video game quotes

...are fucking hilarious.

heres a couple from this site

"Step carefully to acquire wealth on the Money-Go-Round. Also good opportunity to screw comrades. Good lucks."

"We've overthrown the government so you can win cash and valuable prizes!"

"All your base are belong to us! make your time!"

"Once upon a time, life forms of different species more advanced than fumans..."

"It'll be dark by nightfall."

"BEFORE YOU IS IN THE MONSTER WORLD."
"I'm eat you putty!"
- Shawn Michaels (the wrestler)

"The skinheads have taken Madonna hostage! Take the law into your own hands!"


ok, my attention span just ran out.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10229

and my favorite of all time:

"a winner is you!"

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: :noitacoL
Posts: 2327

"I WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!"

-Garland, FF1

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
Posts: 2300

"In my religion, all are equal. Peasant!"

"I'm gonna lick your face before I chew it off... mon."

"You eater of broken meats!"

"Power is good, have more power!"

"Battle with the behind-the-scene ninja"

"Watch out for the boogey manoavers!"

"Judgement Uninfected Naked Kind & Execute Rangers."
- Anagram for JUNKER

"I'll bust you like a nut!"
- Ryu

Female Pilot: "It's over, isn't it?"
Male Pilot: "And it starts..."

"You must control the anger by using the anger. I call this attack 'Control the anger by using the anger.'"

"Out of anergy. You all over!"

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
Posts: 1525

The Aero Fighters games for NeoGeo have some of the worst translated dialogue of all time.

Also, there are a TON of funny ones here.

EDIT: . . . which, I just realized, is the same link Spaceboy used.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Kanada.
Posts: 597

"Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles."

Congratuations!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
Posts: 2300

extreme boredom says, "its time for more!"

"Hello, I'm turned on!"
- Q*Bert, upon turning on the machine

"Be attitude for gains...
1. Brave For Enter Bosom
2. Placate to Animal
3. Wild Camera"

"Be tough! Or, be dead, big guy!"

"Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him." ---this is one of my all time favorites.

"He is sleeping with the ultimate failure!"

"Collect Super Ultra Sexy Points to become the Super Ultra Sexy Hero!"

In other news, I hear that "A WINNER IS YOU" is also in some Pokemon game.

"YOU DEAD"

"How about coming to my place this night? From now on, I want to be with you as a man and a women." -ending to Galaga

"Being the wise and courageour knight that you are you feel strongth welling in your body. Return to starting point. Challenge again!"- ending to ghosts and goblins

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18808

quote:

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Originally posted by Spaceboy:
"Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him." ---this is one of my all time favorites.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
Posts: 2300

yeah,i know...

that didn't stop me from cracking the fuck up, though.

4. itchy. tasty.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18808

It was a hoot to read, but it was also kinda creepy.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The Bottom of the Toyem Pole
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It really isn't all that funny, but this quote from Metal Gear on the Nintendo was hilarious to us at the time:

Uh-oh! The truck have started to move!

One cool thing about learning Japanese is that I can understand the logic behind the translations.

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