Registered: Oct 2000
Location: London, England
Posts: 290

Please sir/madam, may I...

May I repectfully request a new title:

I hereby request in writing, the ammendment of my title.

I have had the title "SAY my name bitch!" for a few days now and have grown attached to it, I am sure that the title feels the same.

Since it's been gone I have found it hard to sleep, I feel desperate and empty, this is not helping my mental state to be called a "cuddly puppy". The fact is that I am a lumpy pussy and the title thrust upon me misrepresents me completely.

I feel, at this time, neccessary to inform you of the choices you have left me:

1) I will be forwarding all my medical bills henceforth to you.
2) I will be claiming convalesance, for which you will be liable for costs.
3) I will have no other choice but to proceed with litigation, the claim that is currently being sought is $100000000000000.00

I have been forced into this position by the current spate of litigations experienced in the UK, and I feel it is the "American way".

Yours sincerely,

357magnum

PS. If you think I'm joking, you are absolutely right.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Fair enough Geronimo, but can I point you to the USER CP button in your menu up there, where you can go to your profile and put in your own title your own damn self?

We'll be stamping all medical bills "RETURN TO SENDER" from now on.

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Registered: Oct 2000
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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs
Fair enough Geronimo, but can I point you to the USER CP button in your menu up there, where you can go to your profile and put in your own title your own damn self?

We'll be stamping all medical bills "RETURN TO SENDER" from now on.

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