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Inky
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Angry oh....GOATBOY....

so i'm at work today and I open paint's "abandoned mineshaft " thread and as I scroll down I hear one of the women in the office say

"What are they doing to that watermel....OH DEAR!!"

Turns out she had just caught an eyeful of THIS:




I had turned off the pictures so I could view the asylum safely, however I had turned them on briefly so I could view another web page I needed access to for work.

i got out of that window as quickly as possible.

goatboy, you have alot of 'splainin to do....

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Goatboy
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I have no idea!

Honest!

One of those filthy admins must have secretly slipped it in my profile.

Those bastards...

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Gazin
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Goatboy, what would your mother think? Must you post these types of pics? Just wonderin if you must or what......

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morgana
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he does it for reactions like this.

just so you know.

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Goatboy
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The voices compel me.

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*cough*Location: my mother's bloody womb*cough*

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Ya well its hardly shocking, just is childish I suppose, kindof a teen boy type thing..rock on there goatboy, whatever floats your boat....

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Nutrimentia
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Unfortunately...

the novelty will wear off quicker than you expect. My pussy-rubbing slut got old much quicker than I expected. But she may reappear again, if only the site that hosted the bitch would come back online.

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It also encourages other nasty sigs, such as that lovely little number krogoth is sporting...

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But tum tums are sexay!

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J E B Stuart
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Re: Goatboy's sig--

FYI, the fellow on the left is Freaky Melvin. I don't recognize the lad on the right. Obviously, they're preparing some of those psychedelic melons. Amen.

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Re: Unfortunately...

quote:
Originally posted by Nutrimentia
the novelty will wear off quicker than you expect.


I disagree. Melon fucking is a timeless joy that never grows wearisome (I am NOT the 'guy on the right', however).

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DevilMoon
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You guys are all fantasizing about fucking melon?

Maybe if you dressed up as a fish

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Re: Re: Unfortunately...

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I disagree. Melon fucking is a timeless joy that never grows wearisome (I am NOT the 'guy on the right', however).


Back 'atcha, boy. I said the sig would wear itself out, not the content thereof. In my case, I bet that chicky rubs her nasty like that in real life at least as often as my sig did.

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i don't think i'll ever get sick of that gif.

*cheers the watermelon fucking*

yay.

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All melons are good.

Your co-worker sounds jealous, if you ask me.

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Venus
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I have to keep a watch out for the co workers too. God only knows what my boss would do if she saw half the pics on here.

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It is a safety precaution. They use the juicy watermelon to keep their dicks cool in case rubbing them together could cause them to ignite.

I hope they get watermelon seeds in their pee holes.
Poor poor watermelon......

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