Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 12601

Mastication

I love to masticate! I do it two, three times a day or more if I feel like it! It's such a great feeling to masticate. Sometimes, I masticate in front of people! I was in a restaurant the other day, and I just couldn't help myself; I began to masticate in front of this young couple and their little kids. I started doing it slowly, just taking my time, and then went faster and faster until I could masticate no more. They watched me the whole time, and when I was done masticating, they got up and paid their bill and left. I think they enjoyed it so much that they went home to masticate themselves! Mostly, I like to sit naked on the couch at home and masticate in the dark. That's the best way to do it!

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The Word of the Day is: Pygophilious (adj.) - Buttock-loving.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Denver
Posts: 1277

Droll, Billgerat, very droll.

Now I've got the munchies.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18831

I bet you swallow too.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18519

Is mastication anything like emancipation, or inaculation, or emulation?

Is it similar to evolution, or revolution, or intrusion, or exclusion?

Is it anything like antidisestablishmentarianism?

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

Fuck you, and your little dog, and your little cat, and your little monkey, and your mail man, and the small rat you hide in your pants, and that midget you have in your pocket. FUCK THE MIDGET!! FUCK THE MIDGET!!!! FUCK HIM UP THE ASSHOLE!!

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