Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
Posts: 2062

Masterbation....

how many times a day do you losers without girlfreinds do it? or even if you have a girlfreind do you still do it?

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Damn it, wheres my yankee's been...

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: San Rafael
Posts: 520

Used to do it before I went to sleep every night but now that I don't live alone I go maybe once or twice a week... this is going to suck if I'm the only one who answers this

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Location: baton rouge, la
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my answer lies in the Ben-Gay thread

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don't mind logan, he enjoys being stepped on...

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston
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I jerk my gherkin thrice daily!

I pull my pud on the job. One time, I busted a wad inside of a frozen food cooler at Star market!

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We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
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you ask for personal information, then call the people who answer "losers"? um, yeah, you're really gonna get some great replies now...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: sydney
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doesnt girls masturbate too ?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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i never ever masturbate!
EVER!
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Location: San Rafael
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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
i never ever masturbate!
EVER!
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good point Morgana.

Are you still reading this thread Stormeydicktor? Go and fuck yourself. I would no more divulge personal information to you than I would stick my wedding tackle in a lion's mouth and flick it in the balls with a wet towel. You really take the fucking biscuit man. Do you even have a cock to wank with? And it's masturbate, you illerate fuck.

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I gave myself to sin, I gave myself to providence,
And I've been there and back again, the state that I am in ...

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Location: Payne, Ohio
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Originally posted by Pangloss:
Good point Morgana.

Are you still reading this thread Stormeydicktor? Go and fuck yourself. I would no more divulge personal information to you than I would stick my wedding tackle in a lion's mouth and flick it in the balls with a wet towel. You really take the fucking biscuit man. Do you even have a cock to wank with? And it's masturbate, you illerate fuck.

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Damn it, wheres my yankee's been...

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Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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If you don't see me, I'm whacking.

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

Fuck you, and your little dog, and your little cat, and your little monkey, and your mail man, and the small rat you hide in your pants, and that midget you have in your pocket. FUCK THE MIDGET!! FUCK THE MIDGET!!!! FUCK HIM UP THE ASSHOLE!!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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On average, once a day. What I think is weird is that I'm right handed doing everything else, but I tug it left handed.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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as the people in wota have heard, I dont, Ever. Never have..

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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not healthy tack...really not healthy.

Try it, you might like it

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Dead_Inside is My Head Bitch, Welcome Touch to my stable.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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It is recommended that all males should, ahem, you know...umm, uhhh...do it at least two times every morning to get that evil, mind-altering poison outta their systems. Amen.

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waste of time.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Kanada.
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Seriously men who have orgasms three times a week or more are healthier on average.

And I don't think you're going to be getting those orgasms any other way tack...

so start whackin.

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I don't drink goddamn tea, and I sure as heck don't fancy it.

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what for? its a waste of time and energy!

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Location: Delaware
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tack, you'd better listen...these people know of which they speak, especially JEB what with him being older and wiser.

I predict that if you don't mastrubate soon, you'll explode all over the halls of your school. Now wouldn't that be embarrasing?

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Dead_Inside is My Head Bitch, Welcome Touch to my stable.

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embarrasing And funny.

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what for? its a waste of time and energy!

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Tack, you naughty boy! There's only one way you could know that. Amen.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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I was gonna comment on this subject, but you all seem to have it well in hand.



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Tack, mastubating is important

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I was gonna comment on this subject, but you all seem to have it well in hand.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Kanada.
Posts: 597

Why do it?

Like I said before, jacking off and spooging your cum all over actually lengthens your life!

It's an added advantage to the bonus of:

orgasm

which is why most people do it, tack.

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I don't drink goddamn tea, and I sure as heck don't fancy it.

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