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Cowboy
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Question strange places

where was the stragest place you ever masterbated;with a friend, a lover, by yourself or a stranger.

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Smug Git
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Registered: Aug 2001
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Into Liz Hurley's mouth...

No, wait, that was a dream.

Onanism is a sin, godammit! You should be taken from here to a place of execution and forced to toke until you die ('stoned to death').

I notice that you have not volunteered where yours was, Mr. Cowboy!

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Trina
Chronic papercut

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Canada
Posts: 1726

You answer first cowboy. That's the rules

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Goatboy
the anticlimax

Registered: Jul 2000
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I got a hand job in the middle of Hyde Park, I think the closest person was 10ft away.

Women are such sluts.

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Rav
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Essex, England
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With someone else was prolly in a library.
On my own....pick any one of many possible locations

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Dog Breath
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Registered: Jan 2001
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When I was living at home as a teen I used to do it in bed.....
YUCK! What a mess. What is the point of that. Can't be lazyness since you have to get up after and clean up.

Wait, is titty fucking masturbation? That one is pretty weird but fun in a "home porno kit" kinda way.

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Spooky
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quote:
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When I was living at home as a teen I used to do it in bed.....
YUCK! What a mess. What is the point of that. Can't be lazyness since you have to get up after and clean up.


time to do the crab walk

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Krogoth
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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
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i like doing it in the ocean. the nearest person is like 4ft away. hehe

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RiZZ
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chirch

and had sex in the james river next to a ferry were a line of cars was wating for the boat to dock

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Dog Breath
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quote:
Originally posted by Krogoth
i like doing it in the ocean. the nearest person is like 4ft away. hehe



News flash:
A young man in Virginia beach was killed in a shark attack today. The attack was a mystery and many things are left unsolved.

The first discrepency is why would a two foot sand shark attack a human. Most attacks are by much larger sharks.

Second how did the shark bite off the swimer's penis without damaging his swim trunks? The severed member was discovered by a fisherman whom subsequently caught the shark.

Third we aren't sure what attracted the shark. Normally some sort of thrashing in the water or liquid attractant is needed to draw the shark in.

Lastly the bite should have been non life threatening but for some reason a large amount of blood was lost due to local swelling.

The police may never solve the mystery of this incident. The funeral services will be held at St John's Cathedral. The service will be closed casket due to the difficulty the mortician had getting the pained expression off the poor boy's face.

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BellaGirl
tangled in blue

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: northern Virginia
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by myself: bathroom.. Islands Cafe at Bay Harbor Inn.. lunch break
by someone else: Algebra 2 class.. the guy I sat next to was HOT and class was getting dull.. so..

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Trina
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Bella.. you are now my new role model!!

Movie theatre.. good time to wear a short skirt.. nuff said.

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BellaGirl
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Location: northern Virginia
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HEHEHE.. yeah, I miss highschool..

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quote:
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Third we aren't sure what attracted the shark. Normally some sort of thrashing in the water or liquid attractant is needed to draw the shark in.


HAHA!

i suppose i should answer the question: i have never masturbated in an unusual place. thrilling.

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Cranium Fornication
Old No. 7 is my vice..

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Land of Entrapment
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At my office at work... I'm touching myself right now..

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Mordecai
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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
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Anywhere, anywhen, theaters, next to an SO, driving down the road, any convenient bathroom, sitting in a tree.... I could go on.

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mad_animals
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"There are times when I prefer it to sodomy." - Julius Caesar on the subject of masturbation

call me gullible but is that for real?

i masturbated in the infirmary of a ritzy private school that i workd as a janitor for when i was 14.

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Goatboy
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The quote itself is sourced from Mark Twain essay on onanism here.

Gotta love Mark Twain.

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i see, thanks. so are you a furtive pursuer of gots?

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I do indeed love gots.

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well is it goats or gots? youre not vacillating are you?

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I'm not sure.

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Lame jokes spurt from my lips this evening like horse semen from teen porn-stars mouth.

Sorry.

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quote:
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Lame jokes spurt from my lips this evening like horse semen from teen porn-stars mouth.

Sorry.


well id say that metaphor makes up for it and then some

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Cowboy
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sorry for the deley but the stragest place for me was in a public pool with my ex

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