Registered: Aug 2000
Location: WASP's nest.
Posts: 421

When I'm old...

...do you know what I'm really going to miss?
I mean, besides youth...
Taking really nice solid poops.
Those are really nice, and I hope my poops are all, for the most part, solid and healthy for as long as I live.

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"God[dess] made the cat
to give man the pleasure
of petting the tiger."
>^..^< -meow-
Property of Touch

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Essex, England
Posts: 4523

Good topic...

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As I sit upon the sand,
Dreaming of the days long gone,
Hear the whisper of the waves,
Lends a meaning to my song.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3691

http://sirjasonwinters.com/colon.htm

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Location: WASP's nest.
Posts: 421

"The colon is a dark, damp, warm place, ideal for breeding germs and bacteria. It has been said the traces of our very first meal on earth can still he found in our colon!! I do know that rotting food and decaying fecal matter can be found in the colon that is at least five years old. It lodges in the pockets of the colon and just rots."
YUM!!

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"God[dess] made the cat
to give man the pleasure
of petting the tiger."
>^..^< -meow-
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
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I like the part about the plaque having the consistency of tire rubber.

I used to have a woodstove at my old apartment, and I used to get it started with junk mail that was addressed to the previous resident. One day I was tearing apart some wig catalogs and vitamin catalogs for firelighters, and there it was in huge bold type: "Death Begins in the Colon." This set off a big discussion with a geologist and the vitamin vendor. It involved a lot of math. I learned what coprolite is, too.

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Kentucky Freud Chicken - It's Motherfucking Good!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: WASP's nest.
Posts: 421

How serendipitous...


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"God[dess] made the cat
to give man the pleasure
of petting the tiger."
>^..^< -RRAWR!!!-
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Denver
Posts: 1277

Avoid hot wings.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: WASP's nest.
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Actually, working in the restaurant that i work in, the only thing i LIKE to eat is the buffalo chicken strips...
I really never noticed any problems.
See what i mean??
My young digestive system of steel!

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"God[dess] made the cat
to give man the pleasure
of petting the tiger."
>^..^< -RRAWR!!!-
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6953

when im old, i can deal with any kind of poop, as long as i can still make it to the bathroom on time!
and i dont want to have to have anyone wipe my ass either!
as long as i dont have to wear diapers or anything, i dont care about what kind of turds im laying when im old.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
Posts: 3008

Not every body turns in to frail old fucks, with bad colons.....


Go there granny.

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