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this is a cool email that i got today.



> >A Smart Man
> >
> >I was riding to work yesterday when I observed
> a female driver cut right
> >in
> >front of a pickup truck causing him to have to
> drive on to the shoulder
> >to
> >avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the
> driver enough that he hung
> >his
> >arm out his window and flipped the woman off.
> "Man, that guy is stupid"
> >I
> >thought to myself.
> >
> >I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish
> manner whenever a female
> >does
> >anything to me in traffic and here's why: I
> drive 48 miles each way
> >every day
> >to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these,
> 16 miles each way is
> >bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper
> is on an 8 lane highway
> >so if
> >you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that
> means I pass something
> >like a
> >new car every 40 feet per lane.
> >
> >That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That
> works out to be 982 cars
> >every
> >mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of
> the 32 miles is not bumper
> >to
> >bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000
> cars. That brings the
> >number to
> >something like 36,000 cars I pass every day.
> >
> >Statistically, half of these are driven by
> females, that's 18,000. In
> >any
> >given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
> That's 642. According to
> >Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
> dissatisfying or
> >unrewarding.
> >That's 449. According to the National
> Institute of Health, 22% of all
> >females
> >have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
> That's 98. And 34%
> >describe
> >men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
> >
> >According to the National Rifle Association 5%
> of all females carry
> >weapons
> >and this number is increasing. That means that
> EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive
> >past
> >at least one female that has a lousy love
> life, thinks men are her
> >biggest
> >problem, has seriously considered suicide or
> homicide, has PMS, and is
> >armed.
> >Flip one off?
> >I think not.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
Posts: 19562

Sweet Jesus.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 15123

Cute.

I never flip anyone off anyway. Just never felt the need. I just sit there and cuss at them, but they can't hear be because my windows are rolled up and my stereo's playing.

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