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Yeah, all you guys fuck off.

Here are the list of new missions for the new campaign.

Jobs.

I REALLY wanted to take that baseball mission, but I was sort of called out for the porno one. Truth is though, I am really tired of competing with Spencer.

We'll see.

Will post more when sober tomorrow.

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What? You afraid of Spencer now?

I think you can handle this. Take the bull and settle this once and for all. Spencer is the only man out there that has beat you, and that was only because you can in so late.

Own him, PC, like the dog he is.

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I read it wrong while drunk last night. Spencer and I will be WORKING together on this one.

Old Friends.

And I got to introduce the Cowboy, who's going to be like a re-occuring character I'll finally use for the finale.

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Me and Spencer co-posting.

Scrambled Porn.

Nap is VERY good, but I figure Spence and I have this one easy.

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You keep talking about Napoleon, but I don't see him anywhere? Has he just not posted his play yet? I also thought that the job was limited to two Mercs, you and Spence. I suppose I should go read the description again, but it seemed like you were both supposed to protect the director while killing Hard. Are other mercs trying to do them both off?

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Yeah. There are two missions. Cock of the Walk is to try and kill Henrick. Franklin Hard set out a contract to have him killed. Henrick got a heads up and hired the people he had previously hired to kill Ash (Spence and myself who were the only two on that mission) to come and protect him, and to kill Franklin.

So it is Spencer and I versus whoever tries to kill Henrick. So far the only merc interested in going against us has been Nap, and he has only once.

I LOVED Nap's post there, it was fucking great, but Spence and I are just coasting through this mission. Should be an easy win, unless somebody else pops up.

And Magi is apparantly in the heat of some wrestling finale where he is defending a title, and I haven't seen Corporal around, so what that means is that if Spence and I get the win and neither of those two get in on any mission, I will become Leon's Right Hand Man. I guess that means I'll be the Top Dog, get special priveledges. One of those privledges is that I get to challenge anybody I like to the death and they HAVE to accept. So essentially I can find a sucky writer, challenge them, have a write-off, and then kill them if I win.

I'm not real clear exactly on what the Right Hand Man position entails. It's been pretty vague, so I have no clue if it is really all that desirable or not, but if I win, I'll be the #1 merc. At least for a little while. heh.

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*pokes needle into PC's ego and watches him fly around the room like a balloon*

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score!

i read your last two installments then only to refresh and see A THIRD!!!

btw where did you get the click click bang idea for cowboy?

great work, i see you and spencer spinning an incredible yarn

keep it up!

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you fucker!!!!!!!!!!

that last mission was waaaaaaaaaaaay too fucking short!!

die!

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This is much fun. Spencer is good, but you write greatly. [/intentionbadgrammar] Very funny and enjoyable to read.

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btw where did you get the click click bang idea for cowboy?

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Kill the Pain.

I am very happy with this post. If for nothing else, the pun at the end.

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nice one PC

now get crackin on the next one!!!!!

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Nap finally got into this one I see, thanks to the hole you opened up for him. His pun is pretty good too.

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Nap finally got into this one I see, thanks to the hole you opened up for him. His pun is pretty good too.

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peter grinde?

lol

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The last three have been more than a joy to read. Are the other missions as much fun as this?

oh, and tell spence that BestPostEver was right on the money.

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Spence had nothing to do with that. That was just me and Nap.

Spencer (Ben in real life) and I have been a bit pissed at Tim (Napoleon in gaming life) in that he has posted 4 times in the last day and a half. That is a real big faux pas apparantly in this sort of gaming. I was told when I first started by CHiPsJr that more than one post every day was considered too excessive.

I don't really mind so much, but it makes it very hard to compete. For example, Spencer and I, when Nap had only posted twice in two days or so, backed off in posting a bit so as to allow for new competition or for Nap to be able to up his posting some. I have posted once a day for ever other mission save this one. So it sort of makes it difficult when you try and maintain a steady pace to play off others and then BAM somebody suddenly has a blitzkrieg at the end of a mission. It fucks up the pacing, it fucks up the other players' ability to play off things well, it fucks up the pacing, etc etc. It just makes it a lot harder for the opponents to react. And not in a "good gaming move" sort of way. It is something which is usually considered (apparantly) a low blow. For the same reason I wouldn't post once for 5 days of an RPG period, and then post 4 times on the last day.

In any case, what had been an easy walk-away for Spencer and I is now very competitive because of that. Jeff considers that Nap post, Ins and Outs, to be the best thing posted this week, and indicated there may be an upset on our mission. I don't even neccessarily disagree with that. Like I said, it is a bit miffing that Nap only became competitive in the last day, and thus Ben and I had no opportunity to play off him or anything like that.

But in any case, it would be a bit embarrasing if we lost. We have been in the last of Campaign one the dominant forces in the game (Ben and I), and thus it would be a big upset if Nap won. Which is a distinct possibility at this point.

But oh well. I'll live if he does. Nap has had a few REALLY great posts on this mission, there is no denying that. I would agree that the best post on this mission was his (though I still think Kill The Pain was a damn fine post). And as CHiPsJr has been telling me this whole time, the top money winner Right Hand Man is not neccessarily a desirable postion to have.

I just hate losing is all.

So we'll see.

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I'm not normally this bitter. Sorry. I hate losing and this was all ours until yesterday.

Oh, and karen, as much as I'd love to take credit for the name Peter Grinde, that was all Jeff's doing. He is the creator of the game who sets and then concludes every mission. He also is playing the Brothers Grimm, a merc team he RPs for missions he is not running. He is fucking GOOD AS SHIT both in his RPs and in his running of the game.

For the lurkers, in my mind the two mercs that will begin to dominate soon are:

The Brothers Grimm
The Robot

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im still reading all this, keep it up, etc

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Fly on the Wall.

I seriously have no clue who won. heh.

OOC Info: How this works: Both sides will essentially be playing both bodyguard and assassin, although those trying to kill Henrick really don't need to protect Hard. But, considering Hard is the source of the contract, should he die, there's no payment. When Jones or Hard dies, someone wins. It's as simple as that.

I think everybody on the mission lost. Or something.

Odd.

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"Everyone is getting half" is the word from on high.

A fair decision, I think.

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