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The Meaning of Life

http://pobox.com/~sentience/tmol-faq/meaningoflife.html

So I was fucking around on ask.com one day a few months ago, and I asked "What is the Meaning of Life?" To my surprise, I got an answer. And it was a LOT better than I expected.

Go read it. It's a long read, but it literally changed my whole outlook on life, the universe, everything. Also recommended by Pangloss and Bunkum, who were discussing a similar subject in chat.

Some good shit man.

Post your thoughts on the subject here if you like.

Oh yeah, it is not some crazy religious rant.

That is all.

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I'll shall check it in the morning & get back to you.

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As I sit upon the sand,
Dreaming of the days long gone,
Hear the whisper of the waves,
Lends a meaning to my song.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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Well, so far I've only read the first section (1.1), but this is really interesting. I bookmarked it, and I'll finish reading it later.

Cool stuff. Thanks for the link.

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thats cool, id say hes dropped a couple times, i always tell my drunk customers when they ask, it is to leave the world better than you found it, and create your immortality by raising your children well.

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i like what he says on "is there a god"

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First one to read it all gets a brown-nosing point. Or a negative one. Whatever.

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Can I get a music point for noticing that your 'just a gigalo' is a Louis Prima song? Anyone with Napster go get it, Louis Bega kicks your ass.

And I'll be the first to read it. So I want my -1 brownnosing point now please. If it helps, you may go eat a dick, fucknuckle.



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I gave myself to sin, I gave myself to providence,
And I've been there and back again, the state that I am in ...

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I read it all.

I'm lying, but it's your fault for tempting me with negative brown nosing points.

P.S. I read lots of bits of it & saved the bkmrk. excellent!!!

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Pangloss gets a negative music point for confusing Louis Prima with Lou Bega.

Louis Prima is a God. But I think I almost prefer David Lee Roth's version of it. To close to call.

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Goddamit Paint. Check the post. I said Bega the second time. I'm listening to Prima now, hence the TYPO, you fucking Nazi motherfucker! Take that damn point away now before I open up a whole can of whoopass on your pretentious fucknuckling ways!!!!!!

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I gave myself to sin, I gave myself to providence,
And I've been there and back again, the state that I am in ...

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Yeah, I just really wanted that -1 brownnosing point...

*scratches nuts*

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I gave myself to sin, I gave myself to providence,
And I've been there and back again, the state that I am in ...

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nothing i didnt allready know...

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The Answer To The Ultimate Question About Life, The Universe, And Everything is: 42.

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You know, I was going to type up a signature but then I said to myself: "Why fucking bother? I mean, people just ignore what you have to say anyway, and when they do read what you type up they either flame you or make fun of you for it. So, I say screw them. Screw them with a rusty shovel." Then I realized that there is a midget somewhere out there in southern California that is masturbating right now to what I have to say... All I got to say to that is: Thanks Bob.

Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

Fuck you, and your little dog, and your little cat, and your little monkey, and your mail man, and the small rat you hide in your pants, and that midget you have in your pocket. FUCK THE MIDGET!! FUCK THE MIDGET!!!! FUCK HIM UP THE ASSHOLE!!

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thats in there, SP

42 upside down is 2b, or "to be"...as opposed to "or not to be"...eh?eh?

on a slightly more serious note, the worst three words ever written are "BE AN INDIVIDUAL" just think abpout it for a while. with some doublethinnk, it becomes a catch 22

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Thats too much to read.My attention span is too

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God told me to skin you alive.

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There is no meaning to life. Life is there for you to put meaning into it.

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The Word of the Day is: Pygophilious (adj.) - Buttock-loving.

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quote:

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Originally posted by billgerat:
There is no meaning to life. Life is there for you to put meaning into it.

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S.P., you forgot the rest of the quote.

"The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. But what is the question?"


Don't forget the message from God at the end of the series.

"We apologize for the inconveinence."

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Douglas Adams is cool.

Lou Bega is not.

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