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Bullshit, that's not how to argue.

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yes it fucking is... how the fuck else are you supposed to argue numbnut?

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You sure as fuck don't have to argue like that, you tapeworm. You know nothing about arguements, Aminal, you aren't even married.
So don't argue with me.

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How in the fuck would you numbnutz know how to fucking argue. I bet you fucking slime bags aren’t even married and every one knows that in order to really know how to argue you have to be or have been fucking married at least two years. Gezus H fucking Christ do I have to explain every thing fuck?

hehe

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11 years of marital experience tell me that men never fucking learn how to argue. They usually mumble and walk away.

For future reference: that just pisses us off further
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/me MuMbles and just walks away

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Dammit Jyates, get your ass back here, I'm not finished with you yet...

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Married 2 years???? Neophyte!!! You know NOTHING about argueing, NOTHING!!!! I've probably been married to more women than you've slept with!!!! And maybe to some of those!!! When my friends go out of town, they have me go over and argue with their wives just to keep them fresh! Don't argue with me about argueing!

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SHUT UP! ***SOB*** ... ... ****SOB***SOB***SOB***** ... ... ... SLAM! ... ... ...
****SOB***SOB**** I will be *sob* sleeping on *sob* the couch *sob* from now on *SOB*
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uhh, I have on older brother who would make a good lawyer aka he loves to argue. I've been arguing about stupid things and important things my whole life. Its a way of survival for me. Here's a sample of one of the daily arguments:

Where's mom?
How the fuck should I know? maybe she doesn't want you to know where she is. Man, you're fucking nosey.
I just asked where she was, assface.
go find her and ask her yourself you dumb bitch
go fuck yourself
suck my dick you slut
how can I be a slut if I'm a virgin?
etc. etc.

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quote:

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
Bullshit, that's not how to argue.

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quote:

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
Married 2 years???? Neophyte!!! You know NOTHING about argueing, NOTHING!!!! I've probably been married to more women than you've slept with!!!! And maybe to some of those!!! When my friends go out of town, they have me go over and argue with their wives just to keep them fresh! Don't argue with me about argueing!

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Originally posted by Boobsnbuds:
You're being defensive.

hehehehehe

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... ... ... ...yes
you
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AM TOO!!

*runs away with fingers in ears, shouting LALALALALA which means wonder got in the last word which automatically means he won the arguement*

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hahahahaha.

Qua.

hahahaha.

I actually do kind of argue like that.

A little irrelevent background, vis a vis the asylum, is that I did a lot of debate and forensics in high school. All American, top 30 in the nation, 2nd in the State. I was real good at it. Then I quit my senior year to pursue girls. I don't regret that at all. I'd be in bed with some chick on a Saturday morning at 5am, and all my friends would be on a bus headed to Nebraska, mumbling "That cocksucker doesn't know what he's missing! He'll be back! They always come back!" hehehehehe.

And none of you cocksuckers know how to argue. I am TRAINED. Don't fuck with the bull.

And I get a kick every time people reference me in their posts. How PaintChipsian.

I also wrote the book on flaming.

But I could just be begging the question.

hmmmm. Not making much sense this morning. I need to start drinking.

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
No I'm not.

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Originally posted by Boobsnbuds:
Let me put it this way. In terms of arguements vis-a-vis marriage qua marital arguements, you would like to win said arguements more often, so to speak, but you do not have control of the "pussy" per se, as it were, and therefore lose so that you can get laid again eventually. Q.E.D.

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Originally posted by Boobsnbuds:
Let me put it this way. In terms of arguements vis-a-vis marriage qua marital arguements, you would like to win said arguements more often, so to speak, but you do not have control of the "pussy" per se, as it were, and therefore lose so that you can get laid again eventually. Q.E.D.

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What? You don't get laid unless you what? You mean they hold out on you until you apologize? Or?
Huh.
And you two are married or whatever.
Huh. Maybe I should start trying that technique.
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instead of trying to discuss rationally & forgive & all that. Joeycat's right. All men want to do is mumble and go away. They don't discuss. or argue. (shut up paint ;>)

huh. holding out, hey.?

snicker.

P.S. never mind! wonder & lecoq negated this entire post. i seem to find men capable of holding out longer than I can, *that* is the problem

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I might add that I consider it a solid victory when she says, "I give up, I have no idea what you are talking about." Which since she is the only one of the two of us that understands both languages being used in said debate...

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
Wrongo, you see, I have control of Le Coque. I have discovered that if one is proficient enough with said tool, than one can negate one's opponent from using the girlbooty as hostage in an argument, as in 2 can play that game.
Although I do bow to Paint's training, I profess to being a master debater, myself.
I am capable of carrying on a one hour arguement with Big Al where she is arguing back in Italian, which I understand basically none of and if I do show any sign of understanding a particular point she is making she will switch to another language. I have actually won a few of these blind bilingual debates which is considered all but impossible in most academic circles.

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I'm not going to argue over this with you. I've been married alot longer than 2 years I just used that as a good starting point.

/me MuMbles some more *yells GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!* AND go's and joins missphinx on the couch.

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making up is the best part

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:

..And I get a kick every time people reference me in their posts. How PaintChipsian.

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How to argue

Got this in an email and found it amusing. Reminds of something Paint would write.

>How to argue...
>
>You can win arguments. Simply follow these rules:
>
>*Drink Liquor.
>
>Suppose you're at a party and some hotshot intellectual is expounding on
>the economy of Peru, a subject you know nothing about. If you're drinking
>some health-fanatic drink like grapefruit juice, you'll hang back, afraid
>to display your ignorance, while the hotshot enthralls your date.
>
>But if you drink several large martinis, you'll discover you have STRONG
>VIEWS about the Peruvian economy. You'll be a WEALTH of information.
>You'll argue forcefully, offering searing insights and possibly upsetting
>furniture. People will be impressed. Some may leave the room.
>
>
>*Use meaningless but weighty-sounding words and phrases.
>
>Memorize this list:
> Let me put it this way
> In terms of
> Vis-à-vis
> Per se
> As it were
> Qua
> So to speak
>
>You should also memorize some Latin abbreviations such as "Q.E.D.," "e.g.,"
>and "i.e." These are all short for "I speak Latin, and you do not."
>
>Here's how to use these words and phrases. Suppose you want to say:
>
>"Peruvians would like to order appetizers more often, but they don't have
>enough money."
>
>You never win arguments talking like that. But you WILL win if you say:
>
>"Let me put it this way. In terms of appetizers vis-a-vis Peruvians qua
>Peruvians, they would like to order them more often, so to speak, but they
>do not have enough money per se, as it were. Q.E.D."
>
>Only a fool would challenge that statement.
>
>
>*Use snappy and irrelevant comebacks.
>
>You need an arsenal of all-purpose irrelevant phrases to fire back at your
>opponents when they make valid points.
>
>The best are:
> You're begging the question.
> You're being defensive.
> Don't compare apples and oranges.
> What are your parameters?
>
>This last one is especially valuable. Nobody, other than mathematicians,
>has the vaguest idea what "parameters" means.
>
>Here's how to use your comebacks: