Registered: Aug 2001
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This just in...

I just heard it announced on MSCNSNB-Sea-Ox that America has four aircraft carrier battle groups in the waters off Afghanistan. Pres.Cush has announced that starting today America will implement a full naval blockade of all Afghani deep water ports.

The Afghani tourist economy has been particularly hard-hit as sun-worshipers & tourists have stayed away in droves from the coastal resort beaches because of the enhanced U.S. Naval presence.

Afghan shoreline defenses have been heavilly fortified in preperation for an amphibious D-day-style NATO operation, according to Towelly-Ban spokesmodel Hassan ibn Sabbah, "We are preparing for an intense shore bombardment from the battleships of the U.S. 7th fleet to soften up the coastal defenses-in-depth of 'Fortress Afghanistan'."

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The sad thing is that this could mean the loss of some off the best surfing action in thhe world. The southern shores of Afganistan have long been considered a mecca to serious surfers.

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Originally posted by wonderaz
The sad thing is that this could mean the loss of some off the best surfing action in thhe world. The southern shores of Afganistan have long been considered a mecca to serious surfers.

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Many afghanis are also stoned

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Originally posted by Smug Git
Many afghanis are also stoned

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Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend


sometimes the women are too

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Last edited by Smug Git on 10-02-2001 at 10:33 PM

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The US marines will ride into Afghanistan on a 'monster' wave of righteous indignation...

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