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Smug Git
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More about Pickled Onion Monstermunch

Following an earlier discussion here , I went to the vending machine to get monstermunch. Now, this might not be worthy of a thread in itself, but I discovered that pickled onion flavoured monstermunch now have a secret ingredient that turns your tongue blue!!

YES, BLUE!!!

I am sure that other limeys share my excitement at this new monstermunch development.

But, yes, you might say, blue-tongue-food is old hat. But this is pickled onion flavour monstermunch, the king of snacks! This is as close to sexual excitement as junkfood can get you to!

And, don't worry, they still taste fucking great!!

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Pickled Onion Monster Munch are teh WIN!

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It must be like the Salt & Vinegar potato chips.

Sounds aweful untill you try them.

They are like freeze dried pickle chips. MMMMmmmmm yummy!

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It must be like the Salt & Vinegar potato chips.

Sounds aweful untill you try them.

They are like freeze dried pickle chips. MMMMmmmmm yummy!


Salt and vinegar is very popular here too...

Next best after pickled onion monstermunch.

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Ok, send me monstermunch.

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They should bring back beef flavour MonsterMunch...I liked those lots

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I will try and bring some over in a couple of weeks and then post them from inside the US.

UK crisps are in smaller packets than you fat merkins are used to, so don't be ungrateful wen you get them!

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quote:
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They should bring back beef flavour MonsterMunch...I liked those lots


Mad Cow Monster Munch?

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Mad Cow Monster Munch?


No

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you english, i don't understand the whole putting vinegar on your fries thing either

and they are chips!

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be cool like chester


call them chips!

even the japanese call them chips!!!


CHIPS!!

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Fries are thin chips, proper chips are fatter.

Crisps! They are crisps! Peasant!

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okay smug, I would like a box of Jaspers.

I mentioned them before but you didn't know what I was talking about.

They are an orange flavored cookie that is really yummy.

Tesco sells them.

no monstermunch for me thanks.

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you wonky limeys eat some wonky things. i really don't know if i could trust anything that comes from a country in which blood pudding is a staple for breakfast. don't tell me it's not because i know it is! you lying bastards! but still, i'm so hungry right about now, i could even eat limey food.

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
I will try and bring some over in a couple of weeks and then post them from inside the US.

UK crisps are in smaller packets than you fat merkins are used to, so don't be ungrateful wen you get them!


Careful, security is really tight right now. They might not let you bring such biological weapons as the pickled onion monster munch into the country.

Also, try to look as British as possible, dressing like Mr. Bean is recommended. Hand crumpets out to the flight attendants and go on and on about the Royals. Be sure to leave any turbans at home.

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Is this the stuff? This pic was from a Danish site.

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This has been downloaded 82 time(s).

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Is this the stuff? This pic was from a Danish site.


nope, they look too classy. Identifiable shapes and everything.

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Monstermunch is like chips? WTF? I thought only obscure weirdo snacks could have freaky names. Like the Crunch N Munch - Fiddle Faddle - Poppycock trio.

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They're not crisps, they're corn flavoured snacks.

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I thought they were pickled onion flavored snacks....

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quote:
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okay smug, I would like a box of Jaspers.

I mentioned them before but you didn't know what I was talking about.

They are an orange flavored cookie that is really yummy.

Tesco sells them.

no monstermunch for me thanks.


No we dont ... i work there i do chrips n buscits sometimes we dont sell em.


SPICY MONSTERMUNCH ARE TEH WIN!!!

PICKLED ONION MONSTER MUNCH!!!


blue monstermunch are now teh win!!!

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I thought they were pickled onion flavored snacks....


They are corn snacks flavoured with pickled onion. Or chemicals that mimic the taste of pickled onion.

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They are corn snacks flavoured with pickled onion. Or chemicals that mimic the taste of pickled onion.


The corn is most probably a chemical substitute as well.

P.S. Monster Munch tastes like shit.

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P.S. Monster Munch tastes like shit.


Right now, the devil is sharpening a special toasting fork for your malodorous South African testicles, because God will surely not take you after this blasphemy.

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