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Registered: Aug 2001
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My cigarettes never bend like that...

Does anyone have a problem with bent cigarettes?

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Registered: Sep 2000
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bent up a bit from smashing around in a soft pack. I like soft pack cigarrettes. They have loads more character than those soft-palmed box ciggies.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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only when wet

nothings worse than a wet fag

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Registered: Aug 2000
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I was in a bathroom at a bar once and above the urinals I saw this sign

Please do not throw cigarettes in the urinal
It makes them wet and hard to light

For some reason I thought it was funny

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Registered: Jan 2001
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I've had a couple of smokes manage to get that bent in a soft pack before, entertaining to smoke.

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welcome

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Does any one else think there's just something really wrong with an ad that reads:

Be REALLY HARD - pack in the fags

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tee hee

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i can tie a fag in a knot

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I know I’ve told this story before...but this thread is screaming for it.
When I was working at the strip club, we got a bunch of British sailors in one night. They were all really cool...and talked real pretty. One of the guys came up and asked me " Do you have fags here?" (in a strip club mind you) and I said no, we were all women...he laughed and told his friends, then explained fags were cigarettes.

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