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Dog Breath
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Slappy does WA?

After all the hype and eternal day counter / gifts etc....

I think it is only fair that RiZZ and Slappy do a cheap home porno flick Ala Tonya Harding for us when she gets there.
Someone can send a camcorder and a tripod. The tapes could be sold in the Asylum store.


Script...

Oy Rizz that's a mighty fine Johnson you got there m'love.

Come and get it Babe!

Ooh yes it's smooth and warm.....COR BLIMEY! Couldn't you 'old it? Ya bloody well ruin't the money shot!

Oops sorry let's just start over and we'll dub that in at the end.

OK Yank, let's see what that thing can do. It looks to be playing dead.

Give it a couple minutes it will revive.

Maybe a bit of mouth to erm.. might elp.

Ya that's right baby!

Oy gads that tastes orrible wots more the ring is hitched to my retainer.

OW shit unhitch it. Holy shit my turn.

Now your'e talking. Get on that thing and let's see ow your linguistics are.

Mmmlph blrb hmff.

Etc.... etc... etc...

Paste in money shot here.

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Smug Git
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haha

I suspect that it'll never happen though

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Wink the plot thickens...

pfffft, typical male porn fantasy!! RiZZ's spelling was IMPECCABLE!

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HAHHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*ahem*

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flocat
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quote:
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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*ahem*


does this mean you'll do it?

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quote:
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does this mean you'll do it?


More that she has done it. That was an embarassed 'ahem'.

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quote:
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More that she has done it. That was an embarassed 'ahem'.


Ahh, then I expect to see the Asylum store offering a new item pretty soon. I shall have my credit card handy.

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SocialParasite
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Thumbs up

I nominate myself to be slappy's fluffer.

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Dog Breath
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Top because RiZZ hasn't seen it, I think.

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RiZZ
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no i didnt see it

Grand idea!!!

oh wate

i hate camreas

oh wate

no i dont...

exilent

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Cruise Director
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Porno guitar. Definitely missing the infamous porno guitar

*bow-chicky-wow-wow*

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Krogoth
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I'll buy a copy for me and all of my friends.

/me goes to steal his dad's credit card.

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I'll find the music. I've got some real good porn music stuff.

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quote:
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I nominate myself to be slappy's fluffer.


Women don't need fluffers.

They need "Juicers".

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HAHAHAHAH

i love dog breath

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