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(AP) -- Sedona Arizona, A local Balloon pilot and Artist has released a statement to the Taliban and International Media.

"Bite my ass"

Sources say briefly after his statement the women of his tribe re-captured and sedated the lunatic fearing a loss of income from mortally offended consumers.

"Well I was just about to buy a Kaleidoscope shaped like Janet Reno's Tampon, and this guy told me to bite his ass. I'm going to the toy store and get a cheap one now." - Frieda Shorkuber Portland, Oregon.

"I just walked up and commented on how BIG and STIFF his ballon seemed to be, and he told me to bite his ass. So I did. hehehehe Then he screamed something about a guy named Fred, started frothing at the mouth and ran for the balloon. ..Hmmm...Though he might have been running cause I was still biting his ass." - Ronald Gaye San Fransisco, California.

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Take that Wonder!!!

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Hey!!! Bite my ass!!

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Hey!!! Bite my ass!!

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