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Young Woman Discovers Long-Lost Sense of Humour During Intrepid Journey Up Her Own Ass
Tan, YA -- (Reuters)
Asking for opinion while secretly yearning for peer-group approval of her hopelessly closeted value system, an area woman today was stunned to find that her soul was completely devoid of humour.
"Well, you know, I completely relinquished my soul years ago to what is popular and current and I was *really* fucking sure that I'd get massive approval for showing how strong a stance I have against people poking fun at retards. How could I have been so off-beam?" she asked herself, in a prepared statement.
The Asylumites, many of whom are immigrants from SPF and regard even japanese women eating their own feces as rather passé, were puzzled at her indignation.
"At first I thought it was just some really obscure sarcasm; you know, a 'really wanted to post this so we could all have a good laugh' type thing, but the more I look at it, the more I believe that she was actually serious," said an asylum resident.
Reports that she completely cracked up at the "He's probably going to run into another retard who thinks he's the WTC" comment are so far uncomfirmed, but community hopes are high that all is not lost for her.
At least she seems blissfully unaware of how the nature of her personal life is rather embarrassingly revealed through the contents of her inbox.
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