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Fiend
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Paint's New Problem......its rather large :D

paint is a pudge porker!!!!!!

hehe

he has a rather *ahem* large problem, the circle of girls around him are backing off cause their fat friend likes him

lets all point and laugh at paint

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Paint CHiPs
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Chat really sucks sometimes.

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Roshigoth
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The fat chick's scaring off all the others?

Ermm.. at least there were others to begin with.

I couldn't even get a fat chick, myself.

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She's probably the only one of the bunch that won't fuck you over.

Go for it Paint.

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This advice is free of cost.
All future consulations will require a down payment.

Risky Option 1: Rent a large sailing vessel and harpoon the fat bitch. On the upside, you can sell her flesh to the Japanese, making yourself a small fortune in the process. Downside risks include getting lost at sea and being rammed by rabidly fanatical greenpeace agents.

Risky Option 2: Brandish a twinkie before her chubbie mug, then sprint away as fast as possible before she lunges at the munchie and the better half of your forearm. Keep running until the behemoth plunges to the ground after a massive cardiac arrest. Best case: free to date her girlfriends. Worse case: manslaughter.

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Paint CHiPs
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Actually, fiend offered to fuck her for beer, so I'm all set I think.

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Fiend
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better be alot of beer

and you have to toss my salad

and i really like this newbie thomas, he almost made me snort beer out of my nose

welcome!

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quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend
and i really like this newbie thomas, he almost made me snort beer out of my nose

I take it he showed you his tits, then?

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Cruise Director
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Re: Paint's New Problem......its rather large :D

quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend
paint is a pudge porker!!!!!!

hehe

he has a rather *ahem* large problem, the circle of girls around him are backing off cause their fat friend likes him

lets all point and laugh at paint

Just when you thought the gene pool couldn't be any more shallow, SOMEBODY dumps out another bucket.

I hope you are kidding. All of you. I've seen pictures of a good portion of you and have bad news. Very few of us are what you might call "easy on the eyes."

Bigger people KNOW how to love. While all you little people were so concerned with sports and such, we were studying ways to get laid. We studied your moves; what worked and what didn't. We listened to your girlfriends / boyfriends problems with you and found out what they really wanted and needed. We relied less on physical prowess and more on the knowledge of how to get someone off. We became the lovers you never could out of necessity.

So next time you're pointing at the guy standing with the "fat girl" make sure you turn around. I'll be the biggie with my arm around your girl. And believe me: She'll never be back.

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Thomas G. Chance
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Re: Re: Paint's New Problem......its rather large :D

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Bigger people KNOW how to love

That raises a valid point. Bigger people are equipped with a wide assortment of skills that smaller people are lacking, including:

1. The ability to shit the bed in a manner that doesn't require them to move for at least few days
2. The ability to manipulate their genitia without being able to see it
3. The ability to laterally navigate narrow passages.
4. The ability to wedge themselves into disproportionately small automobiles.
5. The ability to occupy two seats at once on public transportation vehicles.

Fat people really do get all the breaks. Lucky fucks.

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Re: Re: Paint's New Problem......its rather large :D

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Just when you thought the gene pool couldn't be any more shallow, SOMEBODY dumps out another bucket.

I hope you are kidding. All of you. I've seen pictures of a good portion of you and have bad news. Very few of us are what you might call "easy on the eyes."

Bigger people KNOW how to love. While all you little people were so concerned with sports and such, we were studying ways to get laid. We studied your moves; what worked and what didn't. We listened to your girlfriends / boyfriends problems with you and found out what they really wanted and needed. We relied less on physical prowess and more on the knowledge of how to get someone off. We became the lovers you never could out of necessity.

So next time you're pointing at the guy standing with the "fat girl" make sure you turn around. I'll be the biggie with my arm around your girl. And believe me: She'll never be back.

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Re: Re: Re: Paint's New Problem......its rather large :D

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*SNIP*

You're right. We're useless. Bigotry extends past nationalism and color.

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Faceplant
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hmm, seems as though ive been mistaken about people here...

ha, youre all fools..

back in the day, fat people got more respect cause they were the ones who could afford the food...so by you being proud of being skinny, and while youre sitting at home eating your last bowl of mini wheats, my and Cruise will be at a restuarant eating $100 steaks and drinking $200 bottles of wine...

ha, i laugh.

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HAHAHAHAHA.... wait!

I'm insulted!

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Fiend
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ah, the fat presence makes itself known

its ok, there is always someone out there

we know you try harder, why do you think i'm fucking this chick for paint?

btw face, this isn't somoa. i still giggle at fat people.

then again, i've never had a fat girl say no

yay!

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I ate a BABY!

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Faceplant
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quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend

then again, i've never had a fat girl say no

yay!

thats prolly cause thats all you can get with your grease dipped, nappy, and what not face/hair/etccetra...

well, im not one to throw insults, but, i would suggest for people to take a gander at your cam, and let it speak for itself..

thanks son.

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Bibrau
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Wow this took a really imature turn.......

Not being attracted to someone is one thing, but hating an entire group of people because of the way they look is another. I can not stand when people do shit like this.

And a point.... they can always lose weight..... what can you do to better yourself?? I really dont think there is anything.

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Thomas G. Chance
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It's ironic that such thick people coud have such thin skin.

Who would ever have guessed that poor dieting and unhealthy lifestyle could lead to so much bitterness. Depressed? Then have another bag of chips, Tubby!

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quote:
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It's ironic that such thick people coud have such thin skin.

Who would ever have guessed that poor dieting and unhealthy lifestyle could lead to so much bitterness. Depressed? Then have another bag of chips, Tubby!

Oh, I've got thick skin. It's from asshole bigots like you teasing us as kids. It's amazing that people with such thick skulls could have such thin brain matter.

Who would have ever guessed that such healthy living people like you could be such bigots? Feeling elite? Then have another bag of chips and go stick your finger down your throat again.

Edited because thick people can't close tags.

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Mordecai
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Hey! I fuck fat chicks!

I don't much care, most skinny bitches, while nice to look at, break too easily, I like the heavier girls, they play rough.

-m

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quote:
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It's ironic that such thick people coud have such thin skin.

Who would ever have guessed that poor dieting and unhealthy lifestyle could lead to so much bitterness. Depressed? Then have another bag of chips, Tubby!

Your bigotry and hatred is disgusting. I also adore how you quickly assume that everyone that disagrees with your pigheaded, ignorant replies absolutely must be too fat to move.

Wit at its finest here, folks.

Funny how you come down on other people for being thin-skinned, but you're the one that's the most riled up here.

I wonder if you can come up with a response that has nothing about fat people in it.

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