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Spongebob Squarepants makes me horny

What inanimate objects do you talk to? I talk to anything i may stub my toe on, trip over, walk into as well as anything that makes noise. I don't like noise when I'm not expecting it. I also talk to plants and stars and bugs. I don't know if plants or bugs count really, since they are not inanimate... but they can't respond, so you know.

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no.

I talk to no one and nothing. I dont need an excuse of an animate or inanimate object to talk to.

I am my own best friend.

.... SHUT UP!

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Ditto to everything you said Tack..plus the TV. It pisses me off alot

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I talk to anything i may stub my toe on, trip over, walk into as well as anything that makes noise. I don't like noise when I'm not expecting it. I also talk to plants and stars and bugs.

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i shout at things that aren't going right, or things that hurt me... i shout at the food to cook faster, i shout at the telly, i shout at things i tread on (well of course it's not my fault )

i talk to bugs too... there was a yellow ladybug type insect on the back of the sofa and i turned round and started talking to it...

'hello hello little bug, what are you doing here?? aren't you meant to be outside? i'm sure it's much nicer out there... where are you going? cos you're right behind my head, and i don't want to hurt you when i lean my head back...'

uhh... yeah...


and of course, i yell at my computer

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Anything I happen to have a comment for. I find that I make alot of empty threats to the machines I use at work. But it seems to work.
Anything that has the ability to frustrate, hurt, or piss me off is qualifyed to be talked to.
Does traffic count?

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My pot talks to me....
Does that count?

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My pot talks to me....
Does that count?

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I only talk to the Metalunins on my Interocitor.

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My debate team's photocopier is named Snavely. We scream at it regularly. We beat it when it does its work poorly. We also beat it when it does its work well, just to show it its place, and also as a matter of PREVENGE.

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I only talk to the Metalunins on my Interocitor.

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PREVENGE.

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Tell them I said high.

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Not that I recall.
*takes notes*

I guess you were quoting it? Is it a good flick?

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I talk to myself thats about an inanimate as you can get I yell at my computer and I yell at my car and other cars I talk to stuffed animals my dog answers to stupid when I talk to her

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I talk to myself, my computer, my car, and anything that may break or piss me off during the course of the day.

And yes, when I talk to myself.... I answer myself too.
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I talk to my cactus, Rufus.

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Marketing staff.

They're the worst. Blank vapid expressions. Those empty meaningless smiles.

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I talk to my cactus, Rufus.

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I only talk and yell at things if people are around.

The same with laughing sometimes.

I'll be laughing to myself then just wonder... who's that idiot laughing?
Oh, it's me.
Then that causes more laughter which causes more. It usually ends with me clobbering myself out cold.

I hate my life.

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I talk to anything and everything.

and yell

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Sponge bob makes me horny!


but then again what doesnt?


I talk to everything too... heh

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My students. Sometimes, I look at them and think they're alive. They're really just a bunch of inanimate objects...well, their brains are at least. They move around a bit, okay, a lot. They also cause lots of problems. But, when I ask a question, they sure as hell seem like inanimate objects. "Hey Jimmy, read that paragraph for us." I hear crickets instead of reading Jimmy. Yet, I still talk...something wrong with us.

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I don't talk to such things, but I yell at them softly when I am really pissed off. Otherwise I think really hard at them, i.e. I talk to them, but only in my head.

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