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"Attention Taliban! You are condemned. Did you know that? The instant the terrorists you support took over our planes, you sentenced yourselves to death. The Armed Forces of the United States are here to seek justice for our dead. Highly trained soldiers are coming to shut down once and for all Osama bin Laden's ring of terrorism, and the Taliban that supports them and their actions.

"Our forces are armed with state of the art military equipment. What are you using, obsolete and ineffective weaponry? Our helicopters will rain fire down upon your camps before you detect them on your radar. Our bombs are so accurate we can drop them right through your windows. Our infantry is trained for any climate and terrain on earth. United States soldiers fire with superior marksmanship and are armed with superior weapons.

"You have only one choice ... Surrender now and we will give you a second chance. We will let you live. If you surrender no harm will come to you. When you decide to surrender, approach United States forces with your hands in the air. Sling your weapon across your back muzzle towards the ground. Remove your magazine and expel any rounds. Doing this is your only chance of survival."




The leaflet depicts a radio transmitting tower and sketches of radios and tells times and radio stations to tune to for what it calls "Information Radio."

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We should be making them listen to Garth Brooks.

That'll make them run screaming through the hills.

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Originally posted by BnB
We should be making them listen to Garth Brooks.

That'll make them run screaming through the hills.

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"Manos: The Hands of Fate" will take care of 'em.

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Translation to Arabic and back to english:



"Attention The good righteous people of Allah! You are blessed. Did you know that? The instant the patriots you support took over our planes, you blessed yourselves to heaven. The Armed Forces of the American Satan are here to seek revenge for our selves. Highly trained Satans are coming to martyr once and for all Osama bin Laden's ring of terrorism, and the Blessed people that support them and their actions.

"Our thugs are armed with state of the art military equipment. What are you using, obsolete but effective weaponry? Our helicopters will rain fire down upon your camps before you shoot them down with your stingers. Our bombs are so accurate we can drop them right through your windows. Our imperialistic dogs are trained for any climate and terrain on earth. American Satans soldiers fire with superior marksmanship and are armed with superior weapons.

"You have only one choice ... fight now and we will give you a place in heaven. We will let you die for Allah. If you surrender no blessings will come to you. When you decide to die for Allah, approach United States forces with your weapons in the air. Sling your grenades at the infidels. Remove your knives and cut the throats of any sleeping soldiers or press. Doing this is your only chance of wonderful fulfillment in heaven this year."

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