Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
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Since I dont have any pets/caged humans, what kind do you have?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6953

i have two small children, ages three and seven (next month), both boys.

i have a husband, age 27, also male.

i have one dog, a lhasa apso named sidney doo, she is 1 1/2, neutered.

i have two cats, one male one female, brother/sister littermates, they are five years old, thier names are hanzel and gretel. they are both fixed.

i also have a rabbit, male mini rex. he is less than a year old, his name is hopeye. he has the biggest testicles i have ever seen on a rodent in my whole life.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
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Back when I was living at home in L.A., I had two little mutts named PeeWee and Banshee. PeeWee was a Chihuaha/Terrier mixed while Banshee was a Toy Poodle/Terrier mix. No one in my family calls him Banshee though. They all call him Benji. It pissed me off for a long time but I got over it.

Now, I just have about 110 students, mainly freshmen. They aren't really caged but they sure as hell act like it. Unfortunately, it appears as though many of them see prison as a way for them to earn respect from their homies so they'd rather be there. They're doing their darndest, that's for sure.

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Registered: May 2001
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 987

At home we have five cats, two birds, two fish, a snail and a bunch of sea monkeys.

Here in my apartment we have 6 betta fish and two snakes. The snakes are very young, about 3 months old, and are creamsicle cornsnakes. They are bright orange and very pretty.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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My dog, Gracie, is a german shephered/coyote thingie. A grasshopper joined us a few days ago, and I just spotted a wasp. Before that, my old neighbor's lizard came up for a cup of coffee.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Wetaskiwin AB, Canada
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1 Agile Lacerta (Yet to be named)

1 Veiled Chameleon named "Cedric".

1 Mountain Horned lizard (Yet to be named)

1 House Gecko named "Velcro".

3 Anoles, 2 Male, 1 Female (Named one of the males "Dom")

1 Oregon Newt (No name yet)

1 Long tail Grass Lizard named "Slink".

1 Albino Corn Snake named "Nunya". (When ppl ask what we've named him, we say "Nunya fuckin' buisness".)

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
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I have a few smashed spiders on the walls. they dont eat much.

I have a 4year old human. He doesnt eat much either.

oh. and I have a 22 year old ex-boxer who wont let anyone call him a "cracker" without getting their ears ripped off and fed to them. Hes also prone to eat your spleen raw for the same mistake. He eats a fair amount, but the spleen snacking keeps grocery bills low.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Gatos, California, USA
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I used to keep salt water fish. They are quite colorful and relaxing to watch. I never bothered to name them. It wasn't like they would come if I called them or anything.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607

One Cat.

One Dog.


bye now.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 3102

CATS! LOTS OF CATS!
buzzy and ira - brothers, about 16 years old.
lucky and sheba - son and mother, about 10 and 11 years old.
haze and jarvis - brothers, they aren't really my cats, but we live in the same house, and they come into my bedroom, so they are kind of mine

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5704

We've trimmed our numbers to:

1 hamster - Grandpa (Steph says it looks like her grandfather)

1 Joeycat - 13 year old male

1 Fiona - 1 year old female

1 Gold Fish - named Treasure, he's not really gold either

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Registered: Aug 2000
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Well, i have a husband who has a dog. A copper-colored labrador retriever who smells bad, jumps on me, charges outside and runs off every chance he gets and swallowed a rock last spring, forcing us to get him *850 surgery, the bills of which are still coming in.

I hate dogs. I think being married to a dog person is grounds for a divorce.

I miss my kitty and my snow corn snake. (One's being held hostage at my mom's, the other dies last winter)

Low maintainence. That's what I like in a pet. That and lack of hair. I'd have more reptiles if my husband weren't so afraid of them.

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we have a ball python and a dead cat.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sydney
Posts: 2570

Okay, I tried to resist this, but I couldn't help it!

1 Golden Retriever...Yuki...2 1/2, who still grabs any packet of cigarettes she can see, runs into the yard and decapitates them. Vehement anti smoker and long time chewer.

1 fluffy Maltese x Shixhu...Winnie (though clipped and defluffed)...quite fiesty and one of those tough chicks you were always wary of in high school.

1 black cat, Bruce (sadly very old and about to...well, find the eternal store of kitty litter)...very laid back and tranquil, even if he did have a penchant for CD urination early on. Dusty Springfield, I'm sorry.

1 black and white cat, Peabody (Bruce's sister)
Hasn't enjoyed a moment downstairs since Yuki's arrival. Occasionally, she will make a break for freedom and run downstairs into the backyard. The ensuing battle is kind of combo Keystone Cops and Sheep Trials as the two dogs nip and herd and generally go crazy at the sight of "The One".

Really, it's all go here, I can tell you.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Ohio
Posts: 770

My dad has a retarded cockerspaniel thats name is Lady I call her stinky

We have another dog outside which I claim sometimes when shes not jumping on my car or dragging animals up on the porch her name is Shy but I call her stupid and she answers right back to me

My doggy died last year his name was snap and he was 13yrs old he grew up with me *sniff* me runs off and cries

after much great thought I was wondering if I could cage up my stepmother (hrmmmm that could be interesting)

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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two cats, both purebreeds - one maine coon, the other siamese - the coon is mischevious and the siamese is a heat monger

one black lab - we sort of adopted her, she is still shy, i think her last owners used to beat her, i still want to kill them dead

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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I used to have a cat.

Dad's got a dog named Rusty. Not entirely sure what the hell he is.

Also two fish: a scarred, beaten-up one-eyed Oscar, and the cause of its injuries, a big-ass Pacu. All other organisms we've put into that tank have died horribly violet deaths at the hands of the Pacu.

I think that about covers it.

(Edit: Ermm... okay, the Pacu doesn't have hands. I couldn't think of a better way to word that.)

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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I re-read the topic. If I really think about it, most of my pets own me.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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Originally posted by Firedrops
At home we have five cats, two birds, two fish, a snail and a bunch of sea monkeys.

Here in my apartment we have 6 betta fish and two snakes. The snakes are very young, about 3 months old, and are creamsicle cornsnakes. They are bright orange and very pretty.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: MA
Posts: 2728

I have a seven year old cairn terrier named Sean. A three year old part maine coon, part obese orange cat, named Duncan. And a one year old black fuzzy furball of a kitty named Freya.

We also have two albino frogs, two normal mini frogs (we inherited them from my sister's roommate), and two snails.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: deep in the heart of...
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the cutest, sweetest albino rat ever...named "girl".

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: southern island
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I own two cats, and my room mate has a pit bull. Not a good combo. My cats stay in my room and out in the front yard and the dog ,"blackjack"; stays in the back yard and has the run of the rest of the house.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6081

I have a demon masquerading as a cat.

Think these cats will have a problem finding a good home?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
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Originally posted by Dead_Inside

Think these cats will have a problem finding a good home?

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