Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11266

Unicorns are pretty and wild and free
unicorns are white, pink, and fluffy
they smell like petunias and sparkle like glass
and no foulness ever came from a unicorn ass
unicorns, oh unicorns! such beautiful things
they dance like a dervish but dont know how to sing
well, maybe some do! one there or here..
but it's probable they get laughed at by their unicorn peers.
poor saddened unicorns!
no friends in sight!
then the poor singing unicorn runs to the night
starts a brothel, sells crack, eats little boys...
forsaken unicorns might shit on your toys!
so children everywhere take heed and beware!
if that unicorn sings get the fuck out of there!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
Posts: 4101

the shoe grew hungry
for the souls of the children
bad shoe, bad shoe, bad

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11266

quote:

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Originally posted by ItsJustLogan
the shoe grew hungry
for the souls of the children
bad shoe, bad shoe, bad

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Posts: 4501

Ode to Masturbation and Skin Lotion

Smell of vanilla
Sweat of daybreak, noon, nightfall
Sigh--relief has come.


Ode to Your Cock

Swells and swells, throbbing
Seeks out a soft place to hide
Causes much moisture--yes!


Lesbian Clown Porn On the Internet

Red and blue wigs, naked
Lick each other's girlie bits
Great use of printer.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11266

one hundred and ten
milligrams of sodium.
Gatorade, you rock.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11266

Leopard Print Birth Conrol Pill Holder. A Haiku:

Thy spots are sublime
but you are empty, my love.
for I use Norplant.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: VA
Posts: 423

Big cock in a Jar
oh i wonder who's you are
well no no i dont

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