Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
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What did you do to really get your teacher upset or red in the face? Today me and some freinds put some panties and thongs on my Goverment teachers desk, what else should we do?

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

Pull out the desk drawer. Invert it on a piece of cardboard. Reinsert the drawer upside down. Pull out the cardboard.

Teachers love that!

Put super glue on the ends of the chalk. Don't glue it down just let a little glue harden on the end. It makes music!

You can't beat the tack on the chair thing for a good belly laugh.

I spent a lot of time in the principle's office so my advice might be taken with caution.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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A thin layer of vaseline on every door handle and every drawer knob should do the trick.

Find a friendly farmer and ask if you can have some manure for compost. A lot of them give it to you free. Get a friend with a pickup truck, fill'er up, and dump it at the school's main entrance.

Run underpants up the flagpole.

Rubber roaches...cheesy, but they work on teachers.

Racing hot wheels cars across the floor during class drives them nuts. When their backs are turned, they hear weird little noises...they face you, and the noise is gone.

Reset the clock in the room before they come in, and keep them distracted from looking at it for at least 10 minutes. Make the clock run about 20 minutes fast. Ask lots of personal interest questions, like, "how was school different when you were youn?" stuff that makes you sound genuinely intrigued. You won't have to do any work that day, because eventually, the teacher will look at the clock, and will be amazed at how much time has past. By the time he or she realizes what's happened, it'll be too late to start a lesson. Nobody fesses up to the prank, so that it'll look like the clock battery is dying.

Get mosquito larva into a small container (margarine tub, for example) with water. Leave the top off, keep them in a warm place free from direct, burning sunlight, and watch the fun begin a few days later when they turn into adults and test out their nibbling abilities.

I'll keep thinking...don't do anythign destructive or that costs money to fix. That's pissant behavior, and everybody will hate you after that.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
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In high school I had a creative writing teacher that arranged her class with her desk in a corner and the student's desks in a circle facing each other. She would sit in a chair with casters in the center scooting from student to student.

One fine day she scooted too fast and fell out of her chair. The whole room burst into laughter. She ran to her desk, climbed under it and began to cry.
She told us all to leave, we did.

It was a strange day.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
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Originally posted by Dog Breath
In high school I had a creative writing teacher that arranged her class with her desk in a corner and the student's desks in a circle facing each other. She would sit in a chair with casters in the center scooting from student to student.

One fine day she scooted too fast and fell out of her chair. The whole room burst into laughter. She ran to her desk, climbed under it and began to cry.
She told us all to leave, we did.

It was a strange day.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Let's see...

We had one really annoying teacher.. We put glue in her hand soap. That was funny.

Another amusing thing is to take some of her personal decorative items in the room and ensure that they somehow end up on the roof of the school.

We also did a bunch of other stuff to that woman. Fortunately, our teacher was so stupid she never figured out who was doing it or anything. It was so much fun. She deserved it, the bitch.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
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Get mosquito larva into a small container (margarine tub, for example) with water. Leave the top off, keep them in a warm place free from direct, burning sunlight, and watch the fun begin a few days later when they turn into adults and test out their nibbling abilities.

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That is evil, I like it

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Registered: Oct 2001
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Back in the day, friends and I played a funny prank on a teacher of ours.

One day, we rented a black van with tinted windows and waited in the school parking lot for an hour or so after class with the engine running. We waited until the professor left his office and walked out to his car to go home; then we jammed the throttle, slammed on the breaks right before smashing him, and I jumped out of the van wearing a ski mask and thumped him in the head, knocking him unconcious. We then drove to a local tattoo artist and had him tattoo the following on this back: "I hate Niggers and Spics!" The design incorporated several white power and nazism themes, and suprisingly, it really turned out not to be a bad piece. Then we tossed him back into the van, stripped him naked and dumped him in the middle of a bad neighborhood. What a great laugh we had, those were the good old days.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
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Originally posted by Thomas G. Chance
Back in the day, friends and I played a funny prank on a teacher of ours.

One day, we rented a black van with tinted windows and waited in the school parking lot for an hour or so after class with the engine running. We waited until the professor left his office and walked out to his car to go home; then we jammed the throttle, slammed on the breaks right before smashing him, and I jumped out of the van wearing a ski mask and thumped him in the head, knocking him unconcious. We then drove to a local tattoo artist and had him tattoo the following on this back: "I hate Niggers and Spics!" The design incorporated several white power and nazism themes, and suprisingly, it really turned out not to be a bad piece. Then we tossed him back into the van, stripped him naked and dumped him in the middle of a bad neighborhood. What a great laugh we had, those were the good old days.

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HA HA HA you are a phsycotic asshole

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