Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
Posts: 2984

It slices! It Dices!

It increases you POST count at an amazing rate!



Try it out..take a spin

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
Posts: 2984

Do you need a confessinal before trying?

Here is what one satifeid customer had to say:


I love the Post Counter: Plus v2.0 in minutes I went from having a post count of 40 to over 300 in less then an hour!
Thank you POST PLUS!
Molly

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Location: Montreal
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Now I know what you're saying "How could one simple machine do such an amazing thing?"

Well our crack team of resrceachers:

developed this amazing system after years of testing in our labs.
Only now is it possible for us to make this available to you.

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Location: Montreal
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now you're saying that something like this must cost alot of money right.

wrong.

We are offering this to you of charge!

thats right

noe you can't beat that price now can you?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
Posts: 2062

Hey it works! It really works! It increased my post count by one!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
Posts: 5137

cant I just sit in that thing and get a tan?

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
Posts: 2593

Yeppers, works for me! I'll recommend it to all my friends and family. (BTW, that picture....something very sexy about it. Heh.)

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location:
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Read the fine print people.

*Anal probe function only tested on Rhino's. Not recomended for human use.*

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
Posts: 1480

post count +1 for free...wow

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: MadCo
Posts: 1801

Ummmm...does that guy have a stiffy? If it'll give me one, sign me up!

Melesse

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In my house :)
Posts: 373

This would be what I need.....I mean I've been here for over a year and barely over 300....sign me up, yo.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: southern island
Posts: 526

wow, I just got one post count !!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: 54.60°N 5.70°W
Posts: 1950

Sir,

After several lengthy negotiations with your Managing Director via telephone, facsimile and electronic mail, I regret to inform you that no mutually satisfactory conclusion has been reached.

I would ask you to direct all future correspondance to my lawyers, Fleecem & Cashit (London W1).

I wish to remain as sympathetic as possible to your corporate plight, and my final demand is thus:

In the event of my post count not being increased by one unit point in the minute following posting, I will subject you to a legal wrangle which will not only see you professionaly ruined and personally humiliated, but will see your children's children born into abject poverty and a financial debt of such mind-buggeringly large propotions that it will take a team of Harvard research accountants several years merely to calculate where the decimal point should be placed.

Yours, with respect and affection,

- Pangloss

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35561

TOP!

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Location: my mother's bloody womb
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pangloss...have i told you lately how much i've missed you?




oh...he that must be worshipped.

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All those people are doing low impact aerobics for Pangloss?

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Sort of.

I bought a patch of land out in Montana. Bit rough and hilly, so I called in a few favours from the governor to get it cleared and levelled.

Seems they take the whole penal reform thing quite seriously out there.

Still. They work harder than the niggers these days.

Damn political correctness.

[Morgana, darling, *no* you haven't told me, but oh how I love to read the words. Thank'e for thy kindness, lady.]

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
Posts: 19562

*fernt*

-m

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quote:

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Originally posted by splAt
All those people are doing low impact aerobics for Pangloss?

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